a) Any government run organization; the biggest clowns usually being those in management. The higher up the ladder someone is, the greater their "Clown Factor".
b) A place where common sense is exchanged for a promotion or management training, (Also known as "Clown School")...thus creating a factory of sorts, specifically of Clowns.
C) A place where the biggest clowns (management), create a circus like environment where incompetance and stupidity reins supreme and filters down into lower management ranks. The entry level workers are left confused, as they still possess common sense, and do not speak "Clownese". The Clowns constantly try to fix that which is not broken in order to justify their jobs, thus turning a happy well-functioning work environment into shit. Anyone with a brain is laid off or fired, and the Management Clowns start creating yes-man clones of themselves in the back room, thus a "Clown Factory".
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b) A place where common sense is exchanged for a promotion or management training, (Also known as "Clown School")...thus creating a factory of sorts, specifically of Clowns.
C) A place where the biggest clowns (management), create a circus like environment where incompetance and stupidity reins supreme and filters down into lower management ranks. The entry level workers are left confused, as they still possess common sense, and do not speak "Clownese". The Clowns constantly try to fix that which is not broken in order to justify their jobs, thus turning a happy well-functioning work environment into shit. Anyone with a brain is laid off or fired, and the Management Clowns start creating yes-man clones of themselves in the back room, thus a "Clown Factory".
Also see "Fuckshow"
"The Government is a real Clown Factory!"
"Man, I can't wait to find another job and get out of this clown factory!"
"The management is really turning this place into a Clown Factory..."
"Man, I can't wait to find another job and get out of this clown factory!"
"The management is really turning this place into a Clown Factory..."
by kitten78 April 23, 2010
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Anyone who is so incredibly wussy that in addition to their own wussiness, they create further wussiness, exponentially growing the wussiness that they give off to the universe.
by royal-platinum May 12, 2010
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Chris: Hey Luke, how's the squirt factory rota this month?
Luke: Pretty good, so far I've collected around 3 litres.
Chris: Not bad brother, I'm on 5, so you'd better get those fingers working!
Luke: You're the best man!
Chris: I know!
Luke: Pretty good, so far I've collected around 3 litres.
Chris: Not bad brother, I'm on 5, so you'd better get those fingers working!
Luke: You're the best man!
Chris: I know!
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This can be comparable to producing faeces at an industrial scale.
This can be comparable to producing faeces at an industrial scale.
Bob: "Ugh, Hunter is a doodoo factory.."
Billy: "I know! He broke the school bathroom! We all have detention!"
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