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flashblack

Noun: 1. When one has a memory of the olden days of slavery picking cotton in the fields with the misses sipping lemonade and the boll weivel eating the crop
2. A temporary lapse of judgement
3. Using race to further ones agenda
Def 1: Person one: "Why cant you wear that nice new cotton shirt?"
Person two: "The cotton causes uncontrollable flashblacks!"

Def 2: Person one: "Why didnt you eat that fried chicken??"
Person two: "I dont know, guess I had a flashblack moment!"

Def 3: "Heyyyyy mayng! Dont make me do a flashblack on yo ass!"
by JAZ! March 29, 2007
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Flashfuck

1. Sex so fast that you don't even realize it's over when she's already dressed and leaving.

2. A flashbang grenade.
"That wasn't even 5 mintues"
*door slams, man looks around confused*
"Was that a flashfuck?"
by Spartan A007 January 15, 2009
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Flatback

When the the back of your hair is flat from the result of laying flat down on your back.
Look, that nigga got flatback.
by Bdog1438 June 15, 2020
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flashbang

The devil woman's conniving tactic to (re)insert themselves into a man's life via sexual practice on a bro.

Dubbed flashbang because it is comparable to the disorienting nature of a flashbang grenade. One does not see or think clearly for a temporary amount of time after said flashbanging has resulted upon them.

This is often done by a "Ratchet" Ex-girlfriend who doesn't deserve to be with the said bro and shortly afterwords begins to weasel their way back into a comfortable status quo so they can suck all life from the target and all bros (and bras) of said target.
to flashbang :

"Dude, did you hear what happened with Randy and Galinda?"

"We've talked about this bro. Those two names are never to be mentioned in the same sentence."

"Dude, I know, but we have a code black."

"I've never even heard of code black."

"Dude. I know...She flashbanged him!"

"My god!...Whats the status?"

"Kill confirmed. That but fucking whore`s gottem.
by Chaluupa Batman December 11, 2012
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Flashbang

When receiving a blowjob, you finish in your partners eyes so all they see is white, and then smack both of their ears so they hear ringing.
Yo did you guys hear Mason flashbang Lauren.
by Evan17 July 25, 2020
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Slashback

A lot like a flashback, but the memory that's pulled up is a heavily romanticized version of what actually happened. Usually involves two males and occurs most often in the twisted minds of yaoi fangirls.
Flashback:
Guy 1: Hey man, you all right?
Guy 2: Yeah, I'm fine. Thanks.

Slashback:
Guy 1: Darling! Are you hurt?
Guy 2: I'll be fine now that I'm in your arms, my love!
by Indemnity March 7, 2009
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Flashbang Toddler

A retard, not very smart
"you see that guy over there? He is a Flashbang Toddler."
by bababooey-boy April 23, 2020
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