12:00 Flasher

Someone so stupid when it comes to technology that they can't program any appliance in their house, thus they are always flashing "12:00."

"There is no way to get a 12:00 Flasher on the Internet! I've seen guys eat their own headsets trying!" - Wes from Three Dead Trolls In A Baggie, "Welcome to the Internet Help Desk"

by superslacker87 August 29, 2005

FlashForwarder

Someone who claims to be able to "see" the future.
A sudden event that triggers a premonitory experience.

"Yo... FlashForwarder, what are you flashforwarding right now?"

by rperazag May 23, 2010

Flashlight

A very complex tool used to scare away the creepy creatures of the dark. You push down on a beautiful black circle to activate your weapon. Once you press the button, a light will come on, scaring all the creepy creatures away!

My brother was lurking in my room. I got scared, so I turned on my flashlight to scare him away.

by OofBanana October 29, 2018

Flash

wearing nothing under a coat, only to open it and show your junk to everyone.

Some shithead came to the party, opened his coat, and flashed everyone.

by Ricky Roma September 30, 2003

flashlight special

When a parent/guardian is looking for you in the dark outside. when you're up to no good. Like smoking reefers at the end of the driveway.

"Hey Kevin!"
"What?"
"Here comes the Ol' Man, 'Flashlight Special'"!
Ol man: Never you mind "Flashlight Special!"

by Noster April 28, 2004

Flaschenwichser

German word for a person who wanks with a bottle. Can be used to either a male or a female.

pronounced like "flash en vixer"

She's a real flaschenwichser

by soapytitwank October 2, 2008

Flash-Charge

When your cell phone is dying but you don't have the time to sit and wait for it to fully charge so you leave it in there for a little while so that when you take it out of the charger your phone thinks it has a full battery power.

This often leads to your phone losing battery life and eventually dying on you shortly later after a few texts or calls.

Jane: Why didn't you pick up your phone!
John: It's dead.
Jane: But I saw you take it from the charger before you left.
John: I Flash-Charged it for 20 minutes, and after 5 texts it was done.

by Secret Justin January 30, 2010