Everton

A football team in Liverpool, which happens to have the most biased and dislussions fans ever walk on this planet

by Anonymous November 6, 2003

Everton

Being the neighbours of five times european cup winners Liverpool FC, Everton is an english football club that has been in serious decline since the mid eighties.
General consensus regarding Everton's top-flight status the last decade and-a-half is that they have managed to survive relegation only by old habit.
Everton is also the only club in the premier league to have a stadium made out of wood.

Person 1: Hi mate, who do you support?
Person 2: I support Everton, the peoples club.
Person 1: Oh, I see. For how long have you been disillusioned and paranoid?
Person 2: What does disillusioned and paranoid mean?

by gubbon September 24, 2008

Armchair Expert

Someone who acts like they know the ins and outs of a sport despite never having actually participated in it and having accrued all of their knowledge of the game from watching matches on TV.

Armchair experts typically criticise players way too harshly or referees/umpires for decisions that are very hard to get right, even though most armchair experts would fail to run 100 metres without passing out.

Man 1: "How is he not getting to that ball?!"
Man 2: "There's no way he can possibly get to that, you're such an armchair expert.

by FF29 September 12, 2020

resident expert

Someone who thinks they know everything about everything when really they're just annoying and don't know that much.

AKA know it all

"...."
"Where'd you hear that?"
"Jes told me..."
"Yeah, she's the resident expert isn't she?..."

by Not the resident expert November 7, 2007

ExsertExponent

ExsertExponent is a "musician" that doesn't understand basic musical structures like time signature or pitch. Even with things as simple as themes, he still fails to grasp how music works yet calls himself a "musician".
ExsertExponent is very unwilling to receive help in the music front because he believes that he knows it all and makes amazing music. He believes that the only thing stopping him from getting a girl is his appearance and that he has an amazing personality, but his killer personality and creepy nature when it comes to females is really what scares people away.

ExsertExponent makes really strange music

by exsertexponentfan June 19, 2021

bear defense experts

Everyone in every outdoors forum on the internet.

I was thinking about going on a hiking trip in May, but thought I should consult with a few bear defense experts. I posted on three internet forums and now I'm set!

by Glothor October 25, 2010

Everton

very small football club from the city of liverpool,forever in the shadow of rivals liverpools 18 leagues and 5 european cups, everton claim to be the peoples club but very rarly fill their own stadium very bitter and twisted supportesr who blame liverpool for all their faults.....

ay la what score did everton get on?
Arsenal won 7-1...

oh well liverpool drew with man u so its sound gonna go back to wales and shag a sheep later.....

by robbiefowlerisgod February 12, 2010