Exerscuse

An excuse for performing previously normal activities which require physical exertion, yet are not 'legally' categorised as exercise. Used primarily in the 'covid19' age.

Paul: hey Rudiger, how you gonna get to Amy's house to play Trivial Persuit during this lock-down?

Rudiger: Easy bro, got the perfect exerscuse: just walking.

by Tripman April 16, 2020

Exermication

P.E., but you only learn about the exercises instead of doing them.

I heard we are doing exermication in Gym today!

by G00DWater June 2, 2020

exermy

When you have the most extreme sperm outburst in the middle of class.

Bro I had the worst exermy in class today and the worst part is I was looking at a girl with a fatass

by BIG YITTY MAN September 22, 2020

exerience

When you only pay lip service to creating an experience for someone

Lets really focus on our customer exerience

by abcdefghj October 5, 2020

exercise

printing it out and bringing it over during the 40 minutes so I have the bare minimum of an excuse if anyone asks With the GPU of course

Get that gooooooooooodddd exercise

by LordMace December 7, 2020

Exercise

Exercise is only good if it makes you happy. If you're happy with who you are the way you are, without having to change, that matters more than looking a certain way. If you work out because somebody else thinks you should diet, change, or look a certain way, it's no good. The point of exercise is to improve/maintain your physical mobility mostly (for doing what you love to do in life), not to look like something from a magazine cover. There's a difference between loving yourself and being in love with yourself, so when someone tries to tell you that being okay with the way you are without changing is narcissism, let them know if they had any heart they would look you in the eye when they said it instead of their eyes darting around the room at everyone and everything else.

Exercise is not a bad thing or a punishment, getting an ass whooping is a punishment, though it's mild compared to medieval torture. Still, if exercise becomes something you no longer enjoy, at least you don't have to do it if you don't really want to.

by The Original Agahnim January 25, 2022

Exerlining

When a cat works out, usually in the living room

Hey my cat is doing sit ups, its exerlining

by Shade2131 April 12, 2022