Expletive event horizon

1. The point at which your frustration rises so that you lack the patience or vocabulary to express it, resulting in a deluge of random curses.

2. The point at which curse words cease being humorous and become offensive.

1. "Bas-tard motherfucking camelshit fuckjock! Bellydancing cocknobbler!" "...Dude, what's wrong with Steve?" "He passed the expletive event horizon."

2. "...And then, he called her the C-word." "Oh man, that's totally crossing the expletive event horizon."

by Saluriel May 29, 2010

Main Event

To attempt to harm or gain power over an adversary by blows or with weapons. To fight.

If you don't give me my beer it's going to be main event time.

by Rontastic July 30, 2006

canon event

oh no loved one dead

Person 1: WAIT DAD NO
Spiderman 2099: bro its a canon event

by KaiserNotReally July 23, 2023

Social Event

The thing that makes introverts hearts pump as fast as they would if they were exercising. Gives much anxiety

“Hey can you come to a social event tomorrow?”
“Um yeah I guess”
The next day
“oh my god why did I agree to this I hate people”

by sadbish March 1, 2019

Koselig jule event

A cosy gathering decorating gingerbread houses and eating rice porrige! Some people like to wear a santa or a elf costume to get in the true christmas mood. Alcohol is consumed but not in excessive amounts

Are you going to the koselig jule event
- yes ofcourse

by Santas little helper 10000 October 24, 2012

wickwick event

Having an online tantrum after one’s technically inaccurate comments are corrected.

Typically ascribed to people who are overconfident in one’s technical knowledge yet convinced that talking about a topic in an anonymous forums makes them an expert.

Oh boy, I can’t believe I caused another wickwick event when I explained how an oven works.

by Rocketscientistphd September 4, 2022

exhaustion event horizon

n. the moment, typically with a toddler or small child, where all manic energy has been expended and seconds remain before a tantrum or nap occurs

Kid: "No thank you. I'm too tired for candy."
Mom: "Oh my, you've reached your exhaustion event horizon. Let's get you to bed."

by FoxHart October 21, 2010