Entangled Dick Hair

When a flaccid male genitalia is caught and entangled by several surrounding pubic hair. Usually discovered when attempting to urinate. Men who experience this phenomena must be greatly cautious when untangling the wild pubes from their genitalia as they could risk a slight injury. The most common cause is when the penis has been resting or inactive for long periods of time in a high temperature climate without a cool draft to bring it out to full mass. This is more likely to occur if the man does not trim his bush, balls and derriere regularly.

Guy1: Ow! Shit!
Guy2: What's the matter? Pull a ball hair?
Guy1: No, even worse. I pinched my dick skin trying to untangle the pubic hair from my dick.
Guy2: You've probably got entangled dick hair, I suggest you trim your Pubes.

by sweatyballsacks2014 December 30, 2013

entire equine

Hol Horse's retarded half-cousin

"Hey did you hear about that retard entire equine?" "I heard he shot himself in the face after trying to kill his arch rivals Popo, Joesucc, Gibby, Ezmarelda Slash, Smokey Brown, and of course, cars 2!"

by My PEEEEEEEEEEEEE PEEEEEE March 28, 2019

Unnecessary urban dictionary entries

Entries of peoples' friend's on urban dictionary. Often times, the submitter is a desperately obsessive and protective young fag who was born without testicles and therefore must impress his partner by entering their partners' names in as something like "cool!" or "funny" or, in the most severe of cases; "the best thing that's ever happened to me!" Get a life.

"stop the unnecessary urban dictionary entries and for god's sake, find a more creative way to express yourself.."

by mrcleansscrubbingbubbles April 30, 2009

Entitled

Your average Baby boomer. They think they know it all and have no respect for anything that doesn't benefit their bank account. All they care about is money, and they think they deserve a medal just for growing old. Basically a 40+ year old snowflake.

It's not uncommon for one of the entitled to cut you off in traffic or steal a parking spot from you. If you happen to sucker punch one out in the urban wilderness, you'll likely be sued for the rest of your life.

Baby boomers are entitled pricks.

by BigPeterLilNuts May 20, 2019

entify

Verb, To create, Most commonly used when refering to rolling a joint

"im just going to entify a joint"

by Kained2K July 17, 2005

entitlement whoring

When someone roves the countryside screwing up everyone else's life because they feel and behave as if everything is owed to them and they owe nothing, by the mere fact of their existence, and just feeling like it should be that way. Lifting a finger to pay their own way, and cover their own ass, is beyond the pale. This behavior is predominantly prevalent in the United States, occasionally employed by princes, kings, assorted royalty, empirialists, colonialists, conquistadors, the Spanish Inquisition, the Holy Roman Empire, but mostly just prevalent in America.

My roommate moved out because he refused to get a job and his parents cut him off, again! Totally entitlement whoring...

by Daveaflav March 31, 2014

entrainment

The state of being on an overly long train ride

The government is experimenting with entrainment torture techniques

by Max Stirner's Ghost February 19, 2020