Elon Musked

Trolled or made the subject of a joke or insult which incorporates a setup related to Elon Musk or his interests or business ventures. Used like rekt - but when the joke's substance relates to Elon Musk.

Usually preceded with fucking, i.e. "Fucking Elon Musked".
"I'll take you on a ride to outer space, lil mama."
"So now your dick's a rocket?"
"Yeah, a Falcon 9 Heavy"
"Fucking Elon Musked"
by Kundafuckinlini August 02, 2021
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elon musked

When an intoxicated driver uses Tesla Autopilot to get them to their destination (usually home after a long night of drinking)
Angus was drunk and didn't have a ride home from Chris', so he elon musked his way back.
by Adam The Spectr3 July 16, 2022
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full elon

1) An outlandish statement made to mock or satirize an established process or party which despite venue or deliverer calling for seriousness is perceived as charming and quirky; 2) only a statement perceived that Elon musk can get away with, without reprimand
Volkswagen just tried to pull a full elon with their April fools day joke of “voltswagen”.
by Wurdcrimes March 31, 2021
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Elon

To be an Elon is to be the male version of a "Karen". "Karen: Middle aged woman, typically blonde, makes solutions to others' problems an inconvenience to her although she isn't even remotely affected."
That customer was such an elon. So needy and needlessly rude to the employees and anyone who wouldn't let them have their way.

Karen sues the local city council after they installed a new STOP sign that hides the sun from her window for two minutes a day. The sign was installed after a school boy on his bicycle was hit by a speeding driver and died.

Karen refuses to wear a face mask for her 5 minute trip to the supermarket during a pandemic. She harasses the workers, asks to see the manager and threatens to sue.

Karen complains that her favorite parking spot was replaced by a ramp for wheel chairs. She parks her car in the old spot anyway and shoots a vlog about it.
by Ladifrickendah December 29, 2022
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Elon

The new name for tweets on X (formerly known as Twitter).
Did you see that stupid Elon that Jack posted on X this morning?
Yes, that was the most insane Elon I've ever seen.
by iKarma August 19, 2023
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Elon

A sexy fat guy who gets all the bitches and can jump high. He also loves food.
by Londahs November 20, 2023
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1. A relative scale of the increasing risk a company's workers have from overwork, suicide, or industrial accidents above what their industry considers a normal rate.

2. A unit of approximate time measurement equal to the degree you exceed any reasonable legal order.
1. "During the crunch time for their new product's release, they clocked 2.8 elons... previously cheerful employees transformed into hollow, traumatized victims of ritual corporate abuse, jumping out of windows just to avoid yet another brutal product meeting."

2. "First the county told Tesla to close for the virus, then the Sheriff did... meanwhile, 2500 employees, threatened with losing their pay, spent elons and elons of time spreading a plague between each other, before bringing it home to their family.
by sleeplesseye March 19, 2020
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