Exaggerbation

The act of a person exaggerating a situation or feeling for their own personal gain or enjoyment.

The angry cell phone customer who claims to of been unable to connect for days, after only 4 hours, demanding a free month of their bill.

"I enjoy exaggerbation so much that I spent all last night telling internet forum people how awesome my life is and how horrible theirs are."

by Tojo June 27, 2014

eager eater

Sudden urge to eat ass

Cam Tillman is a very eager eater

by Goldentaint September 24, 2014

eager peter

A dick that gets hard immediately when a guy's turned on. Could be taken as a sign of a healthy relationship, and is a desirable trait as a man gets older.

"John was hard the second I put on the maid's costume. But then again, he does have an eager peter."

by GammaQuadrant5 August 20, 2017

eager kitten

When you have to grab so bad your asses in the air like an eager kitten

After night at the Mexican restaurant I was eager shittin like an eager kitten

by A team and the sliders May 17, 2018

Eager drinkers

Eager drinkers are your average janes or joes who may or may not have had a long (but average) work week. But on Thirsty Thursday they want at start the weekend party early. But they only come out for two beers (lol) on Thursday. Then Friday hits and they are all about some Brett Eldredge or some Luke Combs (He plays guitar.)

It's Thursday night. I have missed my eager drinkers.

by J Alan August 22, 2018

Exaggerbating

Claiming that you've just had sex, while failing to mention that the sexual partner was your hand.

Guy 1: I got laid AGAIN last night! Hive five this, bro!
Guy 2: No way, I know you are exaggerbating again, I saw you come out of your room alone.

by JustinAndout September 4, 2018

Eagerpie

A cracked Fortnite player who plays on 100+ ping

Have you played with Eagerpie yet? He’s insane

by Kazox February 1, 2020