Empty Chair

Verb: To display and bring attention to an empty chair/podium from someone who chickened out of an interview/debate that they promised to do as a method of humiliation.

Boris Johnson refuses to show up for the second Leaders debate about climate change, so a petition has been made for Channel 4 to empty chair him.

by JourneyLT November 22, 2019

Paragon of emptiness

The antithesis to a Paragon of virtue

Well if among the democrats running for president in 2020 Tulsi Gabbard was my Paragon of virtue, my Paragon of emptiness for the same cohort would be pocahontas Warren

by Sexydimma December 27, 2021

Empty bubbles

Any place that's hard to get to and (in the speaker's opinion) invariably not worth the effort.

"For profit internet colleges are not worth the effort, they are just empty bubbles."

by Zed Numar August 02, 2021

Emptying Out

When you sit on the toilet for over an hour trying to shit all your shit out.

Girl: Heyyyyy come on over my parents aren't home ;)
Guy: Sorry, I cannot. I am emptying out right now.
Girl: EWWWW GROSS WTF WHY WOULD YOU TELL ME THAT

by Harry B. Alls February 09, 2021

empty birthday

The celebration of a birthday of someone who has passed away or left in some way

Last week we celebrated Sargent Thompson's empty birthday

by Mr.James August 07, 2014

Empty Crying

Empty Crying is a ‘crying’ session in which you feel like you are definitely going to cry, or are acting like you’re crying, but your goddamn tear ducts won’t work.

Person: I was having an Empty Crying session last night.
Person2: were you listening to your sad music again?
Person: ...yes

by MarchTheMifwau September 01, 2018

Empty koolaid

When you bust a nut so many times that your testicules look like a empty koolaid pouch

John was in an orgy recently and I heard he got an empty koolaid pouch

by Jaun Marston January 10, 2019