Ear Worm

Most likely originated around the time of Hanson's "Mmmbop"; an ear worm refers to any song that is so catchy, and at the same time extremely annoying, that it feels like a worm has crawled into your ear and eaten the intelligent parts of your brain so that you hum the song all day long, no matter how much you hate it.

-(Britney Spears' "Toxic" begins to play)
- Not that damn ear worm again!!!

by psush_girl November 22, 2004

Ear-Gasm

When a male or female listen to a song that is so GOOD they may experience an ear-gasm.

"Oh my god! the other day i was listening to 3OH!3's new song! it was a total ear-gasm!"

by x-barmyarmy-x February 20, 2009

Ear Rapist

A person who tells you things which are a total waste of your time, or whines and complains at you. Forcing you to hear things you don't want to hear means they are virtually raping your ears with their words.

Tyrone will never be invited to another dinner party after he complained about every dish served at Sheila's. Then he told everyone about the time he met Sting. Now warnings have been issued about him being an ear rapist.

by MagickDio August 10, 2010

Ear gauging

Stupid ring things that expand the ear lobes in an attempt to make someone look badass, but in reality, fail miserably only to look like a douchebag.

Person 1 - "Hey, guys, I got my ears gauged!"
Persons 1-any - "Shut up douchebag. No cool person likes ear gauging."

by Total non-douche March 8, 2009

ear sight

A dumb way to say hearing.

Mom: The dogs are starting to go deaf. They are losing their ear sight.

Son: Ear sight?

Mom: What did I say? How do you say it?

Son: uhh..Hearing?

by T.J. Dubz June 9, 2011

ear rape

Forcefully shoving unwanted information into someones ear hole.

Definition according to Ron White's comedy album "You Cant Fix Stupid."

Ron White: "This guy told me his entire life story... against my will. This guy raped my ears."

That is an example of ear rape.

by njadams10 January 10, 2008

ear rape

whenever you are talking on the phone with someone and all of a sudden you hear a noise or bad feedback from the other line.
Or even if the person you're talking to you has an unpleasant voice or singing voice.

"OUCH! What was that?!
Oh sorry. I just ear raped you."

by terra3476283739 May 16, 2010