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a-reptile-dysfunction

When our Democrat overlords glitch out due to the fact that they're not really human but alien reptilians in human skin
Did you see the Joe Biden bot malfunction during his speech last night? He started slurring his words and basically just shut down. Talk about a-reptile-dysfunction!

The Hillary unit glitched out again during her interview today. It was another example of a-reptile-dysfunction.

A senseless incoherent word salad from the Kamala Chameleon is a type of a-reptile-dysfunction in her programming.
by TheGideonLion September 17, 2024
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Ereptile dysfunction

1) An elektronic reptile doesn't function the way it's supposed to do.

2) An online reptile creature that has a bug and therefor doesn't have the interactions and function its supposed to have.

3) A reptile that can't get hard when trying to have coidus
A lizard that can't get its tail up.

Eva: I'm trying to make this work but it seems that your lizard is having an ereptile dysfunction.
by close2human December 20, 2014
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Silkectile Dysfunction

When you silk prematurely without stareater x6
I need medication for my Silkectile Dysfunction
by LeonSucks September 9, 2025
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Correctile Dysfunction

The uncontrollable impulse to correct a posters spelling, grammar or anything else that is not relevant to the post or comment.
Her need to correct the spelling on every post demonstrated her strong pre-election toward correctile Dysfunction
by Brad Rayburry August 13, 2025
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erectile dysfunction

An erectile dysfunction is when you can’t make babys, which means your penis is useless for the making of a baby!
Hey babe.
Yes baby?
Do you wanna have a twosome.
sorry babe I have a erectile dysfunction!
I’m leaving you for a Penis that isn’t useless.
atleast I don’t have Vaginismus!that means your useless as well!
by forklol June 21, 2022
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Executive Dysfunction

The suite of mental illnesses that prevent a person from being an effective leader.
The experiment is over and the results are in: America's long line of obviously closeted gay presidents has been a total failure. Therefore, the link between homosexuality and Executive Dysfunction is going back in The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, period. It's over.
by Publius0987 April 15, 2025
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dysfunctional toaster oven

When some dumbass is about as useful as a non-working kitchen appliance.
by Whatthehellisbread March 3, 2023
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