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Correctile Dysfunction

Similar to Mansplaining.

Noun.

Meaning: describes the symptom or source reason that someone mansplains.

Specifically used as a response towards or about a man who has just mansplained something. This can occur in any type of interaction.
He has correctile dysfunction. He clearly has not realized he is talking to an expert on the topic.

His correctile dysfunction is on display again!

Stop your mansplaining and fix your correctile dysfunction.
by HavingMoreFun September 11, 2025
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a-reptile-dysfunction

When our Democrat overlords glitch out due to the fact that they're not really human but alien reptilians in human skin
Did you see the Joe Biden bot malfunction during his speech last night? He started slurring his words and basically just shut down. Talk about a-reptile-dysfunction!

The Hillary unit glitched out again during her interview today. It was another example of a-reptile-dysfunction.

A senseless incoherent word salad from the Kamala Chameleon is a type of a-reptile-dysfunction in her programming.
by TheGideonLion September 17, 2024
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Ereptile dysfunction

1) An elektronic reptile doesn't function the way it's supposed to do.

2) An online reptile creature that has a bug and therefor doesn't have the interactions and function its supposed to have.

3) A reptile that can't get hard when trying to have coidus
A lizard that can't get its tail up.

Eva: I'm trying to make this work but it seems that your lizard is having an ereptile dysfunction.
by close2human December 20, 2014
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Dysfunctional relationship

A relationship in one or more people recognizes there is a problem yet simultaneously are in denial at it. This is more common occurrence in heterosexual relationship with a kid/s involved. Sometimes the chick is not yet prego in these relationship.

Why this happen because peeps don't like them self , they afriad they are not wanted , they want to look good and whole bunch of other things. If kids involved , then there is fear of a broken family or they be a bad parent.

A Whole bunch of stuff involved in these relationships. People can be nice and those nice things can be screwed up. Dysfunctional is not just yelling and hitting. It comes to you when someone is nice to you to get what they want .It comes off looking like normal things.

Sadly divorce or breaks up help show the problems sometimes.
GUY : Bro I just realized I have a Dysfunctional relationship .
by Justanother definition September 7, 2025
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*Stares in Erectile Dysfunction*

When you say something so cringey and disgusting yet you feel nothing about the person that you have wronged.. it gives the rest of us shivers. This is how we stare back at you.
Him: She looks fantastic absolutely gorgeous picture perfect so fine with everything in the rite places... alright alright alright

Us: *Stares in Erectile Dysfunction*
by DJ Dammit Man November 5, 2022
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Dysfunctional Jerry

Orginally came from Jerry's telethon for "special" people. Which always included a retared person coming into view of the camera to get a few more dollars
mother to children misbehaving in backseat, "will you kids shut the #%$@ up, you sound like a bunch of Dysfunctional jerry kids"
by sLuGo September 30, 2005
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Belarussain-Jewish Erectile Dysfunction

Happens to people of Belarussain-Jewish descent, which is a moshup of a combination. This mix causes the male descedents to not get bricked with the birds. It is very unfortunate.
Danny has Belarussain-Jewish Erectile Dysfunction, as he couldn't get bricked with any birds.
by lolololololololololmfaolo1234 December 28, 2024
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