Darwin Dangle

When a young woman, generally of less than 25 years of age and of low wealth, speed walks through a public setting (generally a train station, busy street, etc) wearing a velour track suit or other Juicy-inspired items while dangling her child (typically of an age that indicates she was knocked up in her mid-teens) behind her as if they are a both a fashion accessory and/or a massive inconvenience. In doing so, she will likely strut her stuff to attract any potential suitors. Heels are optional, but not required for a sighting.

Dude, I totally saw a Darwin Dangle in Ruggles Station last night.

by DangleSighter September 11, 2011

Danglefest

One who dangles many people to get to the net.

A Dangler who dangles many times on one shift.

That was a massive danglefest by Bond.

by Ovech December 28, 2006

Mississippi Ceiling Dangler

When a man suspends himself from a ceiling fan in such a fashion that he lays parallel to the ground, and his cock and testes dangle. A woman, or man, who is underneath the suspended then proceeds to bat at the cock and testes as a cat would a toy.

The guys on Grissam's CSI Squad were pretty unhappy about that last case they had off the Strip. His balls were scratched to hell and they had a hell of a time getting him down off that fan. Guess it was a Mississippi Ceiling Dangler gone postal.

by Sturdy Danny McGee December 8, 2009

dangleberry

Balled up shit caught in your butthole hair. But on the contrary of a dingleberry, a dangleberry moves side to side as someone moves around.

Getting a dangleberry is the worst feeling in the world.

I can feel my dangleberry move around my ass hole and its driving me nuts!

by e bizzales December 28, 2005

angle of the dangle

male erection intensity

The angle of the dangle is proportional to the heat of the meat, the direction of the erection, and the dimension of the extension.

by crispynitwit December 18, 2009

wang dangler

one who dangles their wang for pleasure. see pervert or gorman

"Thats disgusting, you wang dangler!!"

by Anonymous October 28, 2003

dangleholic

A person who has an addiction to dangling!

Dude...you have dangled 3 times this period....I think you are a dangleholic!

by nhlskilz July 29, 2007