dookie water

An alcoholic beverage originated in Tucson, Arizona that consists of gin, grapefruit juice and saladitos (a Mexican candy).

"We are havin a party! We drinkin dookie water tonight!"

by kno gud June 28, 2015

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Colgate Dookie

To have a paste-like bowel movement. Much like Colgate toothpaste. Also, difficult to wipe away the messy aftermath. Prepare to use the whole roll.

Brad: Hey, Connor! Wanna come to Haley's party?

Connor: Sorry bro I can't. I'm stuck on the Shitter with a wicked case of Colgate Dookie!

Brad: That Chinese food tho...

by King Votori August 24, 2014

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The process in which you have casual conversation while taking a dump. This person can be your spouse or your neighbor/anyone who can withstand the odor and not be offended. The idea is to find someone who will chill while dropping the kids at the pool.

Dooky chilling is so much fun.

by Crocodile1 September 24, 2018

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Spooky Dookie

Taking a spooky dookie is when one enters a bathroom or restroom with the lights off. You can have no sources of light (ie: Phones, tablets, candles, ect) everything must be pitch black. Then you must procede to take a shit as you normally would, wipe, wash your hands(optional but suggested) and leave. All with the lights off.

Hey man, im gonna go take a spooky dookie ill be right back.

by Coolboii September 6, 2017

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