Penial Distress

When your penis itches to the point where you have to take a razor blade then shave off the first layer of skin to fix the issue.

"I think I need a Penial Distress session."

by THOT.exe January 17, 2018

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Dislexus

1. A penix.
2. A silly fellow.

1. Your such a Dislexus.
2. Im going to blame that one on Dislexus.

by louis October 16, 2001

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Dittle the Skittle

Touching the clitoris.

I had to Dittle the Skittle while he went down on me to get off.

by trekker1801 May 17, 2010

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What women do not realize sometimes is that men are not equiped to fully deal with emotions. So for instance when they are pregnant and going through mood swings it effects us. The moment we become fathers or when women fail to realize just how hard it is to be men can lead to EMOTIONAL DISTRESS.

I first exprienced "Emotional-Distress" When dealing with my pregnant girlfirend's/Wife's Mood swings.

by Don E torta August 18, 2011

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