Perez Dispenser

A pseudo-paparazzi wannabe who simply regurgitates all online informational gossip there is to know about a high-profile celebrity.

"Oh my God! Last night, Jason was looking to be the center of attention last night at the club. In his failed attempt to become an in-crowd member, he simply told us everything about Lindsay Lohan that we already knew. He's such a Perez Dispenser!"

by The Veuve Clicquot Coalition March 2, 2009

Douche Dispute

When someone disputes a purchase or service for some stupid reason.

That guy had a real douche dispute. He called in to demand free pizza because there were only 30 pieces of pepperoni on his pizza.

“I want to have all my money back from this flight, it was delayed by 45 minutes.”
“Ma’am, we were in the middle of a blizzard, you’re lucky your flight was even able to leave. If you want to continue with this douche dispute, I will be forced to disconnect this call.”

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

Japanese Candy Dispenser

Where you stick gumballs up an Asian chick's snatch and fish them out with your tongue.

"Yeah I did a Japanese Candy Dispenser to that one Asian Chick last night. Getting those gumballs out was hard."

by Funtimesnumber1 November 20, 2011

Pez Dispensing

When a female stores fish into her vaginal canal and then goes to a public water facility to birth them so all can see. This term comes from the Spanish word "pez" which means fish and then the English word "dispenser" which means "one that dispenses or gives out."

"Hey I got a picture of Tina Pez Dispensing yesterday. It was insane"

by deltahippo95 March 18, 2014

The page cannot be displayed

Something my browser is getting too often now. This may occur when you are not connected to the Internet, the page no longer exists or your ISP is a bitch.

My ADSL is fucking up.

by Bastardized Bottomburp November 12, 2003

Disphanitated

An argument that proves a person can act smart while having a low intelligence quotient (IQ).

You're so Disphanitated.

by Dav!d#9999 December 16, 2022

Internet Explorer cannot display the webpage

The title of the most annoying page on Internet Explorer. Formerly known as "This page cannot be displayed".

My sister needs to stop using her computer while I am using mine because when we try to use the internet at the same time, the internet disconnects and I would get a stupid error message that reads "Internet Explorer cannot display the webpage" instead of the page I tried to go to.

by NHRHS2010 March 19, 2011