directly inserting the tongue into the ear, skipping the licking of the finger and transfer of cold saliva entirely. very nasty.
by 'possom man October 8, 2013
Get the direct willymug. false directions are an epidemic of sorts that can occur when someone forgets a crucial point in the directions to his/her house. They can destroy friendships, party nights, drug deals, marriages etc.
Sue: Did you make that left at the signal or the stop sign?
Fred: The light... that's where you said
Sue: I said the stop sign....
Fred: you gave me false directions, god damnit.
Fred: The light... that's where you said
Sue: I said the stop sign....
Fred: you gave me false directions, god damnit.
by thatguybillmurray January 24, 2012
Get the false directionsmug. One of the biggest bands that ever existed. The band members are regularly known as terrible dancers and the best people on earth.
One Direction, often shortened to 1D, are an English-Irish pop boy band formed in London, England in 2010. The group are composed of Niall Horan, Liam Payne, Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson; former member Zayn Malik departed from the group in March 2015.
After Zayn Malik left the group, the band only lasted for about another year. After that, the band announced a hiatus that was supposed to last 18 months. Well, we're in December 2020 right now and it's been 60 fucking months.
A permanent split has not yet been confirmed, for this reason it is believed that for members of one direction, 18 months have a different duration than normal.
One Direction, often shortened to 1D, are an English-Irish pop boy band formed in London, England in 2010. The group are composed of Niall Horan, Liam Payne, Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson; former member Zayn Malik departed from the group in March 2015.
After Zayn Malik left the group, the band only lasted for about another year. After that, the band announced a hiatus that was supposed to last 18 months. Well, we're in December 2020 right now and it's been 60 fucking months.
A permanent split has not yet been confirmed, for this reason it is believed that for members of one direction, 18 months have a different duration than normal.
Person 1: What's your favorite favorite band?
Directioner: One Direction.
Person 1: Girl One Direction no longer exists.
Directioner: *cries in a not so cool way*
Person 1: Oh I'm sorry I didn't mean to-
Directioner: Shut the fuck up girl. They're in a damn H-I-A-T-U-S. I don't care if it's been over 18 months. THEY'RE STILL EXIST AND THEY'RE STILL A BAND. You can't change my mind.
Directioner: One Direction.
Person 1: Girl One Direction no longer exists.
Directioner: *cries in a not so cool way*
Person 1: Oh I'm sorry I didn't mean to-
Directioner: Shut the fuck up girl. They're in a damn H-I-A-T-U-S. I don't care if it's been over 18 months. THEY'RE STILL EXIST AND THEY'RE STILL A BAND. You can't change my mind.
by Foockinloosah December 8, 2020
Get the One Directionmug. by sc2 counter February 27, 2012
Get the direct countermug. Just the best, hottest boy band out there.
Made up of five british teenage guys; Harry Styles, Liam Payne, Louis Tomlinson, Zayn Malik, Niall Horan.
Some say it's not possible to find a group of friends that are all so hot, but hey look at them.
Made up of five british teenage guys; Harry Styles, Liam Payne, Louis Tomlinson, Zayn Malik, Niall Horan.
Some say it's not possible to find a group of friends that are all so hot, but hey look at them.
Person 1: Have you heard one direction's new song?!
Person 2: OMG yes! I love it! Can they be any hotter? Seriously!
Person 1: Not possible. ;)
Person 2: OMG yes! I love it! Can they be any hotter? Seriously!
Person 1: Not possible. ;)
by Chloeee93100 August 25, 2011
Get the One Directionmug. by Dude19777777 April 29, 2013
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Get the following directionsmug.