skip the dipshit

When a food delivery service processes your order but doesn't deliver because you didn’t tip.

Customer submitted a food order without a tip so I charged his credit card but chose to skip the dipshit by not delivering his meal.

by Klinkityklink October 14, 2021

Quantum Dipshit

Someone who is a dipshit and a good person simultaneously

Hey dumbfuck, I hope you have a great day rotting in hell you absolute chad!

Yo, why you being such a quantum dipshit?

by mr fuckyourmom beanstalk January 02, 2022

Dipshit the Rat King

Me. It’s me stupid.

Hey there, Im dipshit the rat king!

by Skenjermine March 13, 2022

Dipshit Theory

Refers to observation that where one dipshit goes others will follow. Akin to mass think theory.

I witnessed dipshit theory in action last night at the soc hop wendy.

Youre just jealous!

I saw you looking at him!

Oh, greg...you are despicable!

by ESPeciallyscientific August 13, 2017

Dipshit Classic

An inept person whos behavior adheres to outdated and obsolete traditions, practices and social norms.

His sexist view of women in the workplace is straight out of the 1950s, truly dipshit classic.

by Emogenome February 15, 2019

alberta dipshits

Dumb retards who have no respect for vehicles or the people they're around.

Person 1 : want to go have coffee tonight at tims?

Person2 : not tonight, the alberta dipshits are having a regard fest there.

by Donteatthat June 17, 2018

teenage dipshit

a vague line where teenage dirtbag and a normal dipshit combine. not bad enough to be the teenage dirtbag a dad tells his daughter to stay away from (cause he was one), but not just dumb enough to be a dipshit. therefore, the 70% of the time probably high teenage dipshit. (can be nerdy though, just not in any conventional way, of course.)

the perfect mix between not being watched enough to be a good kid, and not smart enough to use that to their (his) advantage.

girl: “he may be a teenage dipshit, but he’s my teenage dipshit.”
girl #2: “at least he keeps the football jerks away.”
girl: “yeah, cause he rambled for twelve minutes about why AC/DC is better than Metallica, they think he’s a weirdo now. my weirdo. find your own, bi-“

by whatthefuckisgoingonoverhere? October 18, 2024