by river-rat October 24, 2009
Get the Dimpse mug.A Dimas is a person who is overly proud to be Portuguese. They are often blinded by their pride during major Soccer tournaments in which Portugal is in. The female Dimas is just as common as the male Dimas and they often congregate on social media with incoherent ramblings about soccer.
You can often find them fishing for compliments, such as asking for congratulations after Portugal won a soccer match, despite them not having any role in the win.
The common Dimas is typically dormant for 2 years, but often wakes up just a week or so before a major soccer tournament. Full Dimas maturity varies, but this usually occurs on or after Portugal's second match in any Euro/World Cup.
They often idolize Cristiano Ronaldo, comparing him to God or Jesus.
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You can often find them fishing for compliments, such as asking for congratulations after Portugal won a soccer match, despite them not having any role in the win.
The common Dimas is typically dormant for 2 years, but often wakes up just a week or so before a major soccer tournament. Full Dimas maturity varies, but this usually occurs on or after Portugal's second match in any Euro/World Cup.
They often idolize Cristiano Ronaldo, comparing him to God or Jesus.
10/10 on the being extra scale.
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Get the Dimplin' Out mug.A female excessively lusting after a male to the extent that she makes a damn fool out of herself. In other words, the reverse of simping. Dimping is exhibited in many forms including:
- giving away the sex too easily
- initiating communication too often and getting bent out of shape when the response is slow or non-existent
- telling all her girlfriends how much she wants to have so-and-so's babies
- showing up at a guy's home uninvited after he's rejected her for the millionth time
- creating shrines of her most beloved male celebrity despite knowing deep down he'll forever be unobtainable
Word of advice to parents: tell your sons not to simp and your daughters not to dimp. It's bad for their mental health and self-esteem.
- giving away the sex too easily
- initiating communication too often and getting bent out of shape when the response is slow or non-existent
- telling all her girlfriends how much she wants to have so-and-so's babies
- showing up at a guy's home uninvited after he's rejected her for the millionth time
- creating shrines of her most beloved male celebrity despite knowing deep down he'll forever be unobtainable
Word of advice to parents: tell your sons not to simp and your daughters not to dimp. It's bad for their mental health and self-esteem.
Dear Dr. Phil,
My daughter Susie Q is boy-crazy over this silly guy at school. She follows him around, built a shrine for him, and keeps saying she wants his babies. Please help her to stop dimping. I'm worried about her future.
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My daughter Susie Q is boy-crazy over this silly guy at school. She follows him around, built a shrine for him, and keeps saying she wants his babies. Please help her to stop dimping. I'm worried about her future.
- Worried Parents
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