a humorous and slightly sarcastic expression used to denote that you are aware that a person is kissing your ass as evidenced by his/her:
1) appealing to your emotional state, sentiments, or better opinion
2) massaging your ego
3) brown nosing
4) currying your favor *see to curry favor
5) stimulating your emotional penis
variations: to suck emotional dick; sucking emotional dick; sucking my emotional dick
1) appealing to your emotional state, sentiments, or better opinion
2) massaging your ego
3) brown nosing
4) currying your favor *see to curry favor
5) stimulating your emotional penis
variations: to suck emotional dick; sucking emotional dick; sucking my emotional dick
person#1: "Everything wonderful in my life is because of you."
person #2: "Are you just sucking my emotional dick right now or what?"
person #2: "Are you just sucking my emotional dick right now or what?"
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Get the SUCKING THE GLASS DICK mug.1. Excessive talking and admiration of your own point of view that you really don’t listen to, or try to really understand, a word someone of a different point of view is saying.
2. Not listening to someone, but going on and on about your opinion and pursuits after they’ve told you they’re not interested, they don’t care, or they don’t know.
2. Not listening to someone, but going on and on about your opinion and pursuits after they’ve told you they’re not interested, they don’t care, or they don’t know.
1. Jerk: “This character sure flies into a murderous rage when called to account for his politicization of every topic, doesn't he? I'll not let his, and his far-left ilk, continue to use this tactic of ‘fire and run’ anymore. These Anti-Liberty leftists are ready for battle when someone calls them on their obvious bullshit. It won't be good for them, in the end.
Oh...and I love how this poor, put-upon liberal snowflake, threw-in how my comment about his political rant about our environment was "Racist!"
Racist??? Hahahaha. How does this boob think that I'm the one trying to make him look bad, when this fool does it soooo well himself. Does he really think that anyone would take ANY OF HIS INPUT seriously after such a victim statement like that?
TRY HARDER… please…”
Other guy: “Hahahaha...you know, I was just wondering when you were going to stop sucking on your own dick and actually try and understand what I’m really saying!”
2. Girl finally getting a word in, after listening to a guy go on and on about his ex-girlfriend who happens to be her friend, and how his ex is a slut for dumping him, not realizing it’s his own damn fault she dumped him.
Jerk:
“blah, blah, blah, blah…bitch…
blah, blah, blah, blah…slut
blah blah, blah, blah,…whore…”
Girl:
“You know, I was just thinking to myself, how long you were going to go on sucking on your own dick?”
Oh...and I love how this poor, put-upon liberal snowflake, threw-in how my comment about his political rant about our environment was "Racist!"
Racist??? Hahahaha. How does this boob think that I'm the one trying to make him look bad, when this fool does it soooo well himself. Does he really think that anyone would take ANY OF HIS INPUT seriously after such a victim statement like that?
TRY HARDER… please…”
Other guy: “Hahahaha...you know, I was just wondering when you were going to stop sucking on your own dick and actually try and understand what I’m really saying!”
2. Girl finally getting a word in, after listening to a guy go on and on about his ex-girlfriend who happens to be her friend, and how his ex is a slut for dumping him, not realizing it’s his own damn fault she dumped him.
Jerk:
“blah, blah, blah, blah…bitch…
blah, blah, blah, blah…slut
blah blah, blah, blah,…whore…”
Girl:
“You know, I was just thinking to myself, how long you were going to go on sucking on your own dick?”
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