ur cat has diabetes

most unforgivable sin to say, but at the same time you gain the power of god and the devil combined. worse than "ur mum gay" "ur dad lesbian" "ur granny tranny" "ur grandpap a trap" and "ur sister a mister" combined, only use if your a dick.

son 1: ur mum gay

son 2: ur dad lesbian

dad 1: ur granny tranny

dad 2: ur grandpap a trap

god: ur sister a mister

that random neighbor: hi there

that random neighbor: ur cat has diabetes

dad 2: you di-

everything becomes nothing

by that the cat March 19, 2018

Type 2 diabetes

Type 2 diabetes is the most common form of diabetes accounting for 90% of diabetics where you still produce insulin, but the body can't use it properly and is the type of diabetes which you can cause yourself by eating too much fatty foods, calories and being overweight. SUGAR DOESN'T CAUSE DIABETES! No amount of sugar itself can cause diabetes, but if you are prone to gaining body fat easily, then the calories in the sugar can make someone gain weight. 90% of type 2 diabetics are overweight or obese and for some reason I don't know, type 2 diabetes is more common in South East Asians, Hispanics, Latinos, African Americans and Asian Americans than in Caucasians. In fact ethnic minorities are at risk of type 2 diabetes after the age of 25, whereas for Caucasians the risk for type 2 diabetes increases after the age of 40. You may also be at risk of type 2 diabetes if you have a family member with the disease, have high blood pressure, high cholestrol, delivered a baby heavier than 9lbs and lead a sedentary lifestyle. The good news is that type 2 diabetes can be reversible and can be put into 'remission' if you lead a healthy lifestyle such as losing weight, quitting smoking, maintaining a healthy diet and participating in physical excercise.

Type 2 diabetes can be a debilitating disease, but you can save your ass before it is too late.

by UltimateDoge March 16, 2021

Diabetes

A disease caused by eating to much and usually results to being overweight

Did you hear that Juan has diabetes ?

by Cosmiixz March 14, 2018

Reverse Diabetes

A.k.a. Insuline resistence. A sickness where your shit body gets fucking slow because movement.act is missing and slows its insuline speed to 4chan user mode. After a short while, you get fucking tired if you can't get any sugar. Once in an Hungarian year, you get a sort of an seizure/diabetic seizure. It's the worst. Also you gain a fuckton of kg. You have to move alot to shed some fucking kgs. If you have it (like me), then Good luck, you're fucked. Great fucking time.

-MeatWeed

(James) - Yo! Why are you 100 kg?
(Richard) - I have an Isuline Resistence
(James) - The fuck is that?
(Richard) - It's a Reverse Diabetes

by MeatWeed February 17, 2019

Diabetes

Diabetes is an allergy to grass . This allergy can develop later in life but is usually present at birth.Studies have shown that diabetes is most commonly found in those who express traits of narcissism.Scientists have not found the connection (if any) between diabetes and narcissistic personality disorder.

“If someone has inflammation on their skin caused by an allergy, it might also be present in the brain. On the other side of the coin, it’s possible that the stress of an allergic condition worsens psychiatric symptoms that already exist. The relationship is likely to be a complex two-way street. “

-excerpt from an article written by Tim Newman

**diabetics should avoid triggers such as mowing grass **

Chad- “Hey man your yard is looking like a jungle. Why haven’t you mowed your grass?”

Diabetic- “ You KNOW I have diabetes Chad. How can you say something so insensitive?”

by AVeryCheekyBoy May 20, 2022

Diabetes Anime

an anime (typically romance) that has a plot that just keeps going up for the MC. Diabetes anime will typically be sweet and have you kicking your feet in the air and give you an ending that was 100% predictable

“Hey do you wanna see ____?”
“dude that is such a diabetes anime!”

by fehcbeceoriciuercfnr April 3, 2024

diabetic

diabetics are horrible people made by satan to destroy societey

he's a diabetic, lets not play with him
there's a diabetic! get your cross and a shotgun!

by alex1905 December 6, 2022