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The Dexter

When you have an explosive diarrhea shit but the hemroids burst causing the blood spatter to spray all over the bowl.
Looks like someone died in there bro. Like watching "The Dexter" show all-over again
by Greg from The Committee May 31, 2023
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Dexter

A beautiful, sexy man who will do anything to please you. Dexters are handsome boys who are very smart, funny, and athletic . Dexters are great in bed and always give the best head.every girl wishes that there was dexter to fuck every 7 seconds. He has a massive dick, and knows how to please the ladies. They are great boyfriends who will make you laugh until you pee yourself.
Me: who is that?

Friend: oh that’s dexter, the hottest guy in school.
by User174728 February 10, 2024
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Dexter

A bitch ass nerd who mainly plays League of legends, sits inside all day in their sweaty room, only eats fast foods like mcdonalds and burger king.
"Fuck man, this dude really the biggest dexter bruh"

- another example:

"Bro you're starting to become a dexter, go fix yourself up bruh"
by linaeriksson April 28, 2022
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Dexter

Dexter is a really hot cute boy and no one can lie and you can’t argue otherwise
Joe: Is that Dexter?

Deez: Yeah
Joe: Holy shit he’s hot
by Just_Not_Dexter June 9, 2021
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Dexters

Dexters being defined as a group or entity who attempt immorally and illegally (and in a cowardly manner) to absolve themselves of any responsibility even at the cost of someone's financial and mental state.

Often relative to rental agreements handled in the worst way humanly possible.
by publicmorals February 22, 2023
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Dexter dog

The best dog in existinst the nicest dog in existinst he will live a long time and go through a lot
Guy 1: I just got a Dexter dog
Guy 2: Your the luckiest person alive
by Ilovedogs13 March 16, 2024
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Dexter

You are a Dexter!”
by Dexter naylor October 30, 2020
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