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Rekt deez!

A victory call meaning "wrecked these" in Internet slang.
He just yelled "Rekt deez!" after he defeated the toughest boss.
by Word Madman April 1, 2019
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deez nuts

1. To sarcastically berate a friend, by referencing a slang term for the male testicles.
2. To punk out a fellow military buddy (or schoolmate) by referencing your superior huevos used in casual conversation
3. To grab one's point to emphasize the importance of one's anatomy in relation to another's.
Person A: You seem not to have any holiday spirit, mind if I sing?
Person B: Sure.
Person A: Jingle bells, Jingle bells...(raising voice from low to high) Jingle DEEZ NUTS in yo mouth bitch!

Person A: Chief Dangle was looking for you.
Person B: Chief Dangle who?
Person A: (raising voice from low to high) Dangle DEEZ NUTS in yo muthafuckin' mouth!

Person A: Have you talked to Colonel Craven?
Person B: Colonel Craven who?
Person A: (raising voice from low to high) You've been craven DEEZ NUTS down your throat, biatch!

Person A: Mr. Al-sheiki called for you sir.
Person B: Mr. Al-sheiki who?
Person A: (raising voice from low to high) Al-sheiki DEEZ NUTS on yo face!!!

Person A: Hey did you check out that new Chinese chick, Lei Tung?
Person B: Lei Tung who?
Person A: (raising voice from low to high) How about you Lei your Tung on DEEZ NUTS?!?

Person A: Did you get Captain Dip to sign off on your paperwork?
Person B: Captain Dip who?
Person A: (raising voice from low to high) Captain dip DEEZ NUTS in your ass bitch!

Person A: Clay Akin is lookin' pretty hot.
Person B: Clay Akin who?
Person A: (raising voice from low to high)You're Clay Akin for DEEZ NUTS in yo mouth, bitch!
by The Grizzle December 17, 2006
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deez nuts

Man: Hey, Bob Oliver called and said wassup..

Woman: Bob Oliver who?

Man: Bob Oliver Deez Nutz Biatche…
by heckler January 14, 2004
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deez nuts

Yeah Something came in the mail today. What deez nuts ha got em
by Amiibo February 28, 2017
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Deez Nutz

by Felicia1233 May 13, 2015
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Deez nuts

A creative joke to play on your fellow man.
1.have you seen D
2.d who
1.DEEEEEEZ NNUUUUUTTTTTS
2.your an asshole
by Mr Bootleg June 9, 2004
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deez nutz

A: guess what
B: w0t
A: deez nutz
A: GOTEEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by somelifeness April 24, 2015
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