Reverse Gobble Debt

Basic carrot and stick system, whereby you promise someone to suck their cock in exchange for a good/service by a certain date. However if they fail to deliver on that date, they owe you a bloj instead.

<Tues> "Jeff, if you get me that wire by Weds I'll suck your cock."
<Tues> "Done! Get ready for a fat one in your mouth!"
<Weds> no wire
<Thurs> no wire
<Fri> "That's it Jeff, I invoke the right of Reverse Gobble Debt!"
<Fri> "aww, god damn it...I deserve that for lagging all the time, I guess you get to fuck my throat and make me Gwock hard"

by myfakeurbanDname March 6, 2020

debt sister

Girls who suffer financially together; opposite of sugar sister

Beetch, my debt sister told me the other day that she had no money but I saw her at Urban Outfitters.

by rudecockblocker April 3, 2017

spiritual debt-relief ploy

Refers to an utterly despicable "taking His name in vain" strategy, whereby you --- having previously either promised someone intimacy if he'd spend money on you, or used a similar promise to strip off and/or spread your legs as "collateral" in case you're unable to pay back a loan that you ask of him --- subsequently claim to have "gotten religion" and are therefore concerned that "He would not approve" of adultery/fornication, and thus you no longer feel that you should have to honor your promise of sexual favors.

The spiritual debt-relief ploy is one of the oldest and most pathetically disgraceful schemes for obligation-free mooching that the world has ever known, and has probably turned countless multitudes of disgruntled people off of established religion. About the only time that this strategy might be at all justified would be if you've gotten unwillingly dragged into obligation by an advantage-taking credophile during a moment of financial desperation, and are unable to pay him back despite your best efforts.

by QuacksO August 9, 2018

life's debt

The opposite of a life's savings. Its when you acquire lots of credit card debt, car loan, students loans and are financially inept.

Jack spent his life buying what he wanted with no impulse control and built up his life's debt.

by chipworthington October 18, 2016

pussy debt

I russell evers created this. When your girlfriend does not have sex with you even though you did so much for her. That night or for days after. Pussy debt can accumulate interest and lead to break ups or be sent to the ass collection dept.

My girlfriend put me through so much this weekend and than did not have sex with after all the chores, family stuff and time off from work she became deep in pussy debt

by Portuguese jenkins November 19, 2017

diddy debt

In debt of a secretive sexual favor, particularly with men; but it works with all genders.

You clearly don’t understand, you’re in diddy debt.

by Blaze429 August 1, 2024

Moon-debt

When the debt seems small presently but is actually huge in the long-run.

Bro, I didn't know I was in a moon-debt until yesterday.

by thehungryshubham July 29, 2020