the deaf audience

it's when during sex, you put your both hands into your partners ass and start to clap.

"i came last night when John showed me the deaf audience."

by Julliette23 March 12, 2009

im out like a deaf kid in musical chairs

To fail miserably

"I'm out like a deaf kid in musical chairs," said your mom.

by R to the Nazi October 21, 2003

blind & deaf faith

a religious person mostly Christian who has never read the bible but claims to know every thing about there religion.

Christian- god is good
you- wow that is some blind & deaf faith
Christian- what
you- read the bible and then tell me if you still think god is good

by CORVUS December 22, 2014

quarter deaf

Half deaf in one ear

I am quarter deaf

by Nerd-minecraft3000 March 6, 2017

tone-deaf

lacking in one's appreciation of music (not necessarily due to actually being tone deaf

I'm sorry but i just never payed much attention to music. I'm tone-deaf.

by The Return of Light Joker October 6, 2011

blind deaf

An up-and-coming metal/hardcore band in Elk Grove, CA.

Who's that hella good drummer from Blind Deaf?
Oh, that's blaqhawk!

by jklava October 23, 2007

Nose deaf

A word my roommate used instead of saying people can't spell.

Did you hear that James is nose deaf? You mean he can't smell?

by Eblic April 6, 2017