Cell-U-Lar Onset Deafness

When parents are trying to call their teenagers to tell them that it is time to come home and the teenager for some apparent reason does hear the cell phone ring so that they can stay out longer with their friends.

While trying to call my son to tell him that he is out past his curfew and needs to come home, he contracted

Cell-U-Lar Onset Deafness, and does not hear the phone call from his mom.

by peaceangel22 June 29, 2011

Talk the ear off a deaf person

To be able to talk so much that it's frankly absurd. Someone who will be able to essentially hold a conversation completely on their own

Damn dude, you could talk the ear off a deaf person!

by cunteth420 December 1, 2021

im out like a deaf kid in musical chairs

to leave, pass out, good bye

"you leavin bro?" "yeah im out like a deaf kid in musical chairs, peace"

by Dan February 7, 2003

once you go black you go deaf

white girls fucking black guys in the ear

" Alyssa was fucking T Shawn Dog in the ear " said Demetri
" I told her once you go black you go deaf "

by Tom Stein hates jews and arabs February 19, 2009

It's Rather Hard for a Deaf Woman to Hear an Assassin Coming

A phrase to be implemented, usually from one bloke to another, when a man can overcome the suspect defenses of a witless woman and cajole her into coitus.

Shawn: "Hey man did you make any headway with that Potbelly cashier?"
Slim: "Headway? I totally banged her. It's rather hard for a deaf woman to hear an assassin coming."

by The Original Slim Bavis March 31, 2005

im out like a deaf kid in musical chairs

To fail miserably

"I'm out like a deaf kid in musical chairs," said your mom.

by R to the Nazi October 21, 2003

Going in Deaf

(idiom)

To Download or Buy a Music Album, without having heard about the artist, or without having at least heard a 30-second preview of the album

Q: Do you even know how (Artist's) Genre?

A: Nah, I'm going in deaf.

by Anon-and-On September 25, 2015