Edward Cullen

A stupid fuck and Mary Sue- corrupting dangerous amounts of people every day with his ~*SPARKLY SKIN*~ and retardation.
A character from "Twilight" one of the shittiest and worst written series in existance.

"EDWARD CULLEN SPARKLED SO MUCH I CREAMED MYSELF"

by SPARKLYROCK January 14, 2009

Edward Cullen

1) Fictional character of the book series "Twiglight". He is supposed to be a mean killer vampire but in reality, he is a pussy who sparkles when exposed to the sun.

Any man who is a fan of Edward Cullen is either gay or a closet homosexual.

2) To look like a flaming faggot.

1) Edward: "This is the face of a monster" (goes under the sun ray... then begins to sparkle like a fairy)

Bella: "OMG, you're beautiful"

Edward: "No shit Sherlock! I'm glittery faggot!"

2) Dude, what are you wearing? You look like Edward Cullen

by BadassDude June 29, 2009

couple

means a few, some, or in some instances alot

officer: how much you had to drink tonight sir?
Man: just a couple of beers.

"hey i gotta a couple of bucks to put on that sack son!"

by mh53 December 28, 2005

Power Couple

An undeniable force between two beings that results in the everlasting happiness of the couple who together can take over the world.

That Matt and Lindsey are one Power Couple.

by JaRog2323 November 23, 2017

Edward Cullen Brain

-Noun

1.) An exaggeration of how the brain looks like the skin of Twilight characterEdward Cullen after doing lines of Adderall; pale white and sparkly.

1.) I've got Edward Cullen Brain.

by Patrykowski21 March 13, 2010

Starbucks Couple

The relationship between a Starbucks barista and a customer in which the barista often provides the customer with free or reduced price coffee beverages or other Starbucks products. In return, the customer often gives the barista tips. This creates a give-and-take relationship dependent on the consumption of Starbucks brand goods and thus exists only within the establishment.

Dylan Aaron and that one barista working at the Starbucks in the U-mall are the cutest Starbucks couple ever.

by dmaaron June 8, 2011

cavetown couple

When a pair of lovers’ personalities can both be summed up by a Cavetown song.

Friend 1: “Omg, hey Rain!”

Friend 2: “Why do you call her ‘Rain’?”

Friend 1: “Oh, she’s part of the Cavetown Couple, and Rain describes her depressed personality.”

Friend 2: “What would I be?”

Friend 1: “You wouldn’t be anything. You’re too sad to be part of a couple.”

by This Uncensored Irishman November 8, 2019