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cumble

To drink excessively, take a dump, pumble someone, or get or hurt someone else.
The dead guy from Charina Road cumbled Master Bates with an egg.
by A. Drone March 14, 2003
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Cumbersnatch

The fourth dimensional pocket caused by a tear in the space-time continuum located in Benedict Cumberbatch's anus that acts as a limitless storage space to said actor.
Sherlock pulled an assortment of miscellaneous items from his Cumbersnatch during the investigation of a case.
by uncle tequila March 3, 2017
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cumbrero

the act of ejaculating on some poor bastards head. the end result should somewhat resemble a sombrero made of load (cum)
dude I heard bryan woke up wearing a cumbrero this morning
by Rarch April 20, 2008
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Cumbreathiospermatosis

The smell of a person's breath after being the victim of multiple sperm bodies entering the oral cavity with propelling force.
Wife: "Give me a kiss hunny."
Husband: "Ewww, no way Susan, not after you're suffering from cumbreathiospermatosis."
by New Literature Professional February 4, 2009
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cumblement

A fight and / or argument
Dad saw mom with another guy and now their in a huge cumblement.
by lokijki January 26, 2008
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Cumberland sausage

1. A form of sausage that originated in the ancient county of Cumberland, England, now part of Cumbria. They are traditionally very long, and sold rolled in a flat, circular coil, but within western Cumbria they are more often served in long curved lengths. There is also a rip-off of the Cumberland sausage called the Cumbernauld sausage, which is popular in Cumbernauld. The Cumbernauld sausage also has a rip-off called the Condorrat Sausage.

2. A penis that is like a Cumberland sausage (long, curled up). Some women like penises this long, but others do not. When the guy gets a boner, his trousers usually fall down. If the guy puts breadcrumbs on his Cumberland sausage, it will instantly make the woman who sees it faint.
1. For dinner tonight I'm having a Cumberland sausage. What are you having, a Cumbernauld sausage?

2. Have you seen that dude with the Cumberland sausage? He creeps me out.
by FunkDaBeat October 4, 2014
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Cumbered

To use one's ball sack to hit fat people numerous times
Nick really Cumbered Jake
by Graveling November 29, 2016
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