“Cuddle-park,” or “cuddle-parking,” refers to when someone parks so close to your car that it’s almost as though the cars are cuddling.
Not a good thing.
Not a good thing.
"That guy parked right on the line next to my car. I have to do yoga just to get in!"
"Ugh, I hate it when he cuddle-parks."
"Ugh, I hate it when he cuddle-parks."
by RLS December 10, 2013
Get the cuddle-parkmug. Cuddle mood is mood you experience while craving physical contact.
People who experience cuddle mood are often quiet and feel nothing but torment as they do nothing, because they have no close friends and therefore nobody to cuddle with.
These people may start rping to virtually cuddle with other people who also experience cuddle mood.
After finding someone to cuddle with irl, cuddle mood will usually deactivate immediately.
Common symptoms include:
Doing nothing.
Suffering.
Being 72% braindead.
Fantasizing about getting cuddle.
Being depressed.
Watching hentai for the plot.
People who experience cuddle mood are often quiet and feel nothing but torment as they do nothing, because they have no close friends and therefore nobody to cuddle with.
These people may start rping to virtually cuddle with other people who also experience cuddle mood.
After finding someone to cuddle with irl, cuddle mood will usually deactivate immediately.
Common symptoms include:
Doing nothing.
Suffering.
Being 72% braindead.
Fantasizing about getting cuddle.
Being depressed.
Watching hentai for the plot.
Person 1 texting to person 2:
P1: Ey yo dawg I'm in cuddle mood right now, but there is nobody to cuddle and I just...
P2: Ey ma dude don't worry, I'm in cuddle mood too. *hugs*
P1: Awh thank you dawg *big hug*
P2: *Cuddles you*
P1: *Snuggles up with you*
P2: <3 *mwah*
...
Continues until one of them passes out
P1: Ey yo dawg I'm in cuddle mood right now, but there is nobody to cuddle and I just...
P2: Ey ma dude don't worry, I'm in cuddle mood too. *hugs*
P1: Awh thank you dawg *big hug*
P2: *Cuddles you*
P1: *Snuggles up with you*
P2: <3 *mwah*
...
Continues until one of them passes out
by LiterallyDyingRNUwU July 11, 2019
Get the Cuddle moodmug. An endearing term for the act of sex. Or, when instead of working out in the morning, you opt for sweating off your calories through love making.
Instead of the gym this morning, the boyfriend and I did some cuddle cardio. Probably burned around 150 calories in 15 minutes... I could have gone for longer though.
by losannegeles October 18, 2011
Get the Cuddle Cardiomug. When you're in a new relationship and you want to get to know the person on a more intimate level. Cuddling up together & talking while you're getting to know each other without having sex. They might really turn you on or not. You will see how they hold you, touch you, kiss you. Find out how comfortable, compatible & intimate you two really are together.
If you don't have plans today, we could cuddle & chill at my place?
Would you like to come over to my house after the movie? We can cuddle & chill?
Would you like to come over to my house after the movie? We can cuddle & chill?
by YerbLife April 19, 2016
Get the cuddle & chillmug. The act of texting or calling a person, usually late at night, with the intention of strictly cuddling. None of that "hooking up" business.
The official rules for a Cuddle Call are as follows:
1. The text message or phone call must be straight to the point and must include the word cuddle.
2. As you are sending or receiving the text or phone call you must apply deodorant or some sort to your body. Nobody wants to cuddle with the a person that reeks of B.O.
3. Quickly travel to your cuddle partners location and then get to cuddling.
4. You may whisper sweet nothings into each other's ears if you agree on it beforehand.
5. If you both decide something physical should occur you must immediately change the title of your rendezvous to a Booty Call.
The official rules for a Cuddle Call are as follows:
1. The text message or phone call must be straight to the point and must include the word cuddle.
2. As you are sending or receiving the text or phone call you must apply deodorant or some sort to your body. Nobody wants to cuddle with the a person that reeks of B.O.
3. Quickly travel to your cuddle partners location and then get to cuddling.
4. You may whisper sweet nothings into each other's ears if you agree on it beforehand.
5. If you both decide something physical should occur you must immediately change the title of your rendezvous to a Booty Call.
Example 1
Marie: "I really just want to spoon without the expectation of anything else happening."
Natalie: "Well, you could always Cuddle Call Nick!"
Example 2
Ryan: "Broski, you just got out of a relationship. You don't want to jump into anything too quickly. Maybe you should try a Cuddle Call."
Marie: "I really just want to spoon without the expectation of anything else happening."
Natalie: "Well, you could always Cuddle Call Nick!"
Example 2
Ryan: "Broski, you just got out of a relationship. You don't want to jump into anything too quickly. Maybe you should try a Cuddle Call."
by CuddleTrain April 25, 2010
Get the Cuddle Callmug. The exquisite feeling of laying down with a partner who feels extremely comfortable to lay with. Usually occurs within the first few minutes of laying down while your bodies begin to warm up. Most occur because you are in love with someone and your bodies fit together like a puzzle piece. Researchers have found that most cuddle-gasms are vocalized by a small whimper from the female or the "ahhh" sound from the man.
Tim: Hey do you hear those noises coming from Monica's room?
George: Yeah.. It's just Monica and her boyfriend, they practice abstinence but they always have cuddle-gasms.
Tim: cool story bro, want to go hit the gym?
George: yeah dude I bet I can bench more then you!
snugglecuddleorgasmcuddlinglove
George: Yeah.. It's just Monica and her boyfriend, they practice abstinence but they always have cuddle-gasms.
Tim: cool story bro, want to go hit the gym?
George: yeah dude I bet I can bench more then you!
snugglecuddleorgasmcuddlinglove
by Joey Fizzle November 3, 2010
Get the cuddle-gasmmug. Dude, I was just tryna snuggle wit my girl but I freakin had a cuddle boner, and now I have navy balls.
by Ljefeboriqua November 16, 2010
Get the cuddle bonermug.