butt crusties

Tiny pieces of feces that reside on the hairs in between your butt cheeks.

Try as I might, the butt crusties could not be removed by wiping. Time for a shower.

by brahm2 September 28, 2003

Crusties

It's the old dried poop stain in your britches or on your ass that flakes off onto the toilet seat when you drop and squat.

Dude, you better use the other bathroom- Paulie just left crusties all over the seat.

by Tommy and Jim May 5, 2011

Crasting

To steal things from cars, houses, anywhere. Originating from the book "A Clockwork Orange", where they often went "Shopcrasting".

Alex: you down to go out crasting tonight?

Sam: for sure! gotta get that money, right right right?

by WickedAlien32 December 10, 2009

crumsting

when youve just done a massive poo and your ass is stinging

ahh i've got a massive crumsting

by yatesy June 21, 2007

poo-crastinate

when you spend more time poopin' than getting actual work done.

Bob would get more work done on his thesis if he didn't poo-crastinate all the time.

"Jill, have you gotten those TPS reports done yet? The boss will be very mad if they're not done soon!"

"No, I haven't. I just can't help poo-crastinating the stoopid TPS reports!"

by fishpoo May 28, 2009

Butt Crushing

Verb

Having agressive anal sex without lubrication.

I heard Drew was butt crushing Emily at that party last night, that's why shes's walking funny today.

by HauckaFlocka/T-Pimpin March 2, 2011

Crushin

Diggin someone's style in something.

I am really crushin on Sara's taste in music lately.

by 13yearoldhumor April 19, 2012