poop crumbles

Small pieces of excrement that are pushed out of the anus. Often after the largest pieces of poop are pushed out, poop crumbles are what are er4left behind.

Oh... are those your poop crumbles? Mind if eat some?

by ktkoolkat April 10, 2012

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crumpled

Getting the crumpler, a.k.a ring and pinkie fingers in the butthole and index finger in the vagina.

That girl got crumpled the other night by my buddy.

by Brosti December 24, 2005

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crumple

To hand someone loose crumpled dollar bills as payment for something.>

I was in a hurry to catch the bus, so I gave the driver the crumple at the last minute.

by Dr Claw February 9, 2007

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One who is disgustingly persistent.One who has horrible manners and cannot contain themselves.Crumblets always want and never give, they act selfishly in almost all situations. Its is of great insult to be called this.

Nick: yo son you got a cigarette?
Ryan: Yea sure man
Nick: You got a light?
Ryan: Yea man
Nick: You got any gum?
Ryan: Calm down you CRUMBLET!

by **RPM** December 8, 2006

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crumpler

A chick that is so extraordinarily hot you literally crumple in awe when you lay eyes on her.

Dude I met this chick that was so hot I couldn't believe it, she was a total crumpler

by velvet cave September 1, 2009

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crumpet

1. noun - word to substitute for the effectionaty application of the word "cunt"
2. noun - a piece of ass.
3. noun - referring to a person in power that has the best intentions, but often fails miserably at everything they do. Usually preceded by the word "Captain"

1. I wouldn't mind filling her crumpet with a wad of my love honey.
2. Check out the crumpet on that walking spit roast.
3. If Captain crumpet doesn't start Stumpy Stu on the bench this game, I'm going to shove a stick up his ass and use him as a toilet brush.

by dero-licked December 16, 2004

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