Cocksickle

A dick head jackass that is a mouthy little bastard

God did u see how much of a Cocksickle jazzmines boy friend is

by Barrywood24/7 August 1, 2016

Cockscrunch

Its a tasty crunchy cock

-damn that cockscrunch looking kinda tasty 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏🥵

-yea bro i agree 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶😏😏😏😏😏😏😩🥺😩😩😩😩

by Cum_Boy911 May 11, 2022

Cocksaur

Someone who is extremely addicted to the cock.

Someone who is in love with cocks.

Someone who does a lot of homosexual anal.

A dinosaur.

Arrjibarbar:Man that kid is such a faggot.

Dude: Yea hes such a cocksaur!

by Kyle Sharpless May 19, 2007

Cockshay

1. A guy named Akshaya, (alternate spellings may include Akshay, Akshae, Akshaxel..),
that has an incredibly large cock. Desired endlessly by females.

2. Sex god. Worshipped by all.

"I so wish I was a Cockshay.."

by Cockshaydefinition3 April 16, 2009

can o cocks

Used as a insult to show not only anger, but that you also think they might have a can o cocks in the fridge proving their feminity.

It could also be, literally a can o cocks.

Maltby, You suck....go eat a can o cocks asshole.

by pastieshell May 4, 2009

Disregard That I Suck Cocks

A Long Island-coined phrase used to distract someone after you've said too much.

Emily: "So what are you guys up to?"
Matt: "Oh we're having a circle jerk."
Emily: "..What??"
Matt: "Disregard that I suck cocks."
Emily: "...You suck what??"

by Noz Dormuu February 23, 2009

Two cocks in the mouth is better than three in the ass.

modern day application of: "The lesser of two evils"

Child: "I can't decide what to do, mom. Should I lie to my new friend and tell her she looks good even though she doesn't? Or should I come straight out and tell her she looks god awful?"

Mom: "You know son, Two cocks in the mouth is better than three in the ass."

Child: "You're right! Thanks mommy!"

by Jordan (Captain Awesome) November 6, 2006