HIPPO-critical

Feminist celebrities who betray SJW causes for financial gain.

Fat nagging females who constantly complain about their husbands.

Lena Dunham said her male writers sexual assault accuser was one of the 3% who made a false accusation yet said previously women lie about lunch, not rape. Scarlet Johansen berates James Franco but defends her director Woody Allen accusations as here say. Both are hippo-critical hags who sell their cause out for money.

Rosie Odonel accepted hush money instead of going to the police and charging Harvey Weinstein with rape. That makes Rosie hippo-critical and her accounts of events unreliable.

Honey Booboo's mother June was so hippo-critical that no man could possibly put up with her.

by Captain Trunch January 21, 2018

critical thinking

The act of blindly agreeing with anything told to you by a college professor or other "intellectual". Special care must always be taken to avoid validating critical thinking with erroneous details such as empirical facts; hear-say and conspiracy theories are always far more useful. See also "group think".

Susan was shunned by her classmates, and later flogged, for questioning the critical thinking of Michael Moore.

by Colin the Damaja May 26, 2004

Condition: Critical

A second-rate metal band from Vermontville, Michigan. They have limited musical talent and their lead singer is too much of a prep to be considered metal. THEY, of course, think that they are totally brutal and epic. Perfectly nice people in person, of course.

Man: "hey, did you see Condition: Critical at Pit Row last night?" other man: "No, I was at Good Time Pizza." man: "what you doin there, they're pizza sucks?" other man: "I work there." man: "..."

by the guy who defined "C:C" May 17, 2011

chesticals

what seems to be rather large testicals growing on a man's chestal area. or as some may call them, man boobs, or for slang, chesties.

Oh jeez, his chesticals were atleast a size c!

by Kim October 3, 2003

tootsie roll critical number

the number at which the tootsie roll effect, therein goes into effect.

You have surpassed the tootsie roll critical number, suffer the consequences.

by rudog September 26, 2005

Critical Thinking

The WORST and most POINTLESS subject it could ever be your misfortune to be forced to take as a qualification at college.

Teaches you how to be an argumentative, big-headed fool in life. (and possibly debates)

Teacher; "Now then, let's pop on with some Critical Thinking! Slippery slope, yayayay!"

Class; -groans in utter dismay and boredom-

"I made a Critical Thinking Joke the other day."

"You sad, sad, sad person."

by SillySomeone February 16, 2009

Critical

So high on drugs that you do not know what is going on or your health is in danger.

"He is critical"
"That LSD hit hard, going to be critical in a few minutes"

by M9_ February 8, 2015