Being able to get your hair cut in a black barber shop though you are not black.
Without it you may spend upwards of 5 hours waiting for the lazy fricken barber who doesn't look like he wants to make 12 dollars cutting your hair, while he smokes a black outside.
Without it you may spend upwards of 5 hours waiting for the lazy fricken barber who doesn't look like he wants to make 12 dollars cutting your hair, while he smokes a black outside.
by bobjoneswewew February 9, 2010
Get the Nig Cred mug.Giving someone credit in an oversimplified manner; only brushing the surface of the complexity of a task someone has accomplished.
Bob: I really liked Jake's music video. He is really good at Windows Movie Maker.
George: Stop giving him noob cred! He has spent years mastering Photoshop, After Effects and SONAR in order to produce that masterpiece.
George: Stop giving him noob cred! He has spent years mastering Photoshop, After Effects and SONAR in order to produce that masterpiece.
by Intredasting July 3, 2011
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A small village in the county of Buckinghamshire, in England. About 1,000 people live there. Other names: "Crendon" for short or "L.C Ghetto"
by LC Inhabitant May 10, 2011
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Get the chendry mug.Credit Score night (noun): A night in which you go to a woman’s house and get NO play. This term is used to accentuate the surplus of small talk like “what’s your credit score”, present in a night you don’t get action.
Will: “I went to Maddie’s house last night”
Evan: “So did you get ur dick wet?”
Will: “Noooo man. It was a Credit score night!”
Evan: “So did you get ur dick wet?”
Will: “Noooo man. It was a Credit score night!”
by GawkityGawk April 15, 2022
Get the Credit Score Night mug.Short for Nail Credit, 'Nail Cred' stems from being nailed in a back alley. The more Nail Cred one racks up, the more one can be nailed in a back alley.
Nail Cred can be given or recieved:
- the reciever of Nail Cred has the potential to be nailed in a back alley by whoever gave it.
- the dispenser of Nail Cred has the potential to nail whoever they gave it to in a back alley.
The act of being nailed in a back alley is commonly referred to as 'cashing in your Nail Cred'.
Note that it does not always have to be announced when you give/have been given some Nail Cred. Simply getting on someone's nerves is usually enough to increase your Nail Cred with them. Indeed, the act of annoying someone is commonly referred to as "Racking up Nail Cred"
EXAMPLES:
Nail Cred can be given or recieved:
- the reciever of Nail Cred has the potential to be nailed in a back alley by whoever gave it.
- the dispenser of Nail Cred has the potential to nail whoever they gave it to in a back alley.
The act of being nailed in a back alley is commonly referred to as 'cashing in your Nail Cred'.
Note that it does not always have to be announced when you give/have been given some Nail Cred. Simply getting on someone's nerves is usually enough to increase your Nail Cred with them. Indeed, the act of annoying someone is commonly referred to as "Racking up Nail Cred"
EXAMPLES:
Lorenzo: "Saunders has been racking up some serious Nail Cred with me recently. I think it's time he cashed it in"
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Adam: You're such a gimp.
Dan: Have some Nail Cred.
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Adam: You're such a gimp.
Dan: Have some Nail Cred.
by Byntje June 21, 2007
Get the Nail Cred mug.Katie Holmes, Bar Refaeli, any chick with a pack of dudes
EXAMPLE 1:
Jim: Hey, look at that hot chick riding in the back of that sausage wagon!
Tony: Yeah, that's their straight cred.
EXAMPLE 2:
Dax begrudgingly brought his girlfriend with him to the lake as straight cred. He knew what a bunch of dudes in a giant boat shaped like a penis would look like to onlookers.
EXAMPLE 1:
Jim: Hey, look at that hot chick riding in the back of that sausage wagon!
Tony: Yeah, that's their straight cred.
EXAMPLE 2:
Dax begrudgingly brought his girlfriend with him to the lake as straight cred. He knew what a bunch of dudes in a giant boat shaped like a penis would look like to onlookers.
by Skeeball March 30, 2011
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