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The Kentucky Creamer

While performing a sexual act, a man fills the gap between a woman's breast with whipped cream. Then he claps her breasts together, thus launching an explosion of whipped cream into the mans face.
We were having sex in the kitchen, and I saw the Cool Whip on the counter so I gave myself the Kentucky Creamer.
by S.P.G December 8, 2011
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Chocolate Creamer

A chocolate creamer is a sexual act involving a man and a woman or two men. While the one man is inserting his penis into the rectum of either the other man or the woman, the one who is accepting the cock deficates on it. The penis is held into the rectum like a plug, and then the man ejaculates. If he is lucky, the semen will go into the fecal matter, similar to the way in which a jelly donut holds its jelly. The one who now has this mixture of fecal matter and semen releases it upon the man's chest in the fassion of a cleveland steamer. Some may eat this, while others may enjoy it on their chest.
Wow, they guy rudy busted so hard in my ass that it went straight into my shit! I plopped it on his chest and he bit it and all of his cum oozed out!
by Jb Stim July 21, 2004
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non dairy creamer

she was on the the rag so i got a non dairy creamer
by daymn March 5, 2004
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Creamer party

Dumping an entire bottle of creamer on the floor, getting naked, and flopping around like a fish in the creamer.
"Lets have a Creamer Party!" "Totally!"
by Sapphire213 January 28, 2017
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Creamed out

Similar to greening out, “creaming out” is a state of mind/body where an individual is out of cream (cum). A shortage or scarcity of baby batter(cum) is due to excessive ejaculation. In a severe case, a person may black out, face short term memory loss and/or heat shock.
Shit bro, I’ve been edging for days and gotta release my seed. Imma cream so hard.

Next day: I’m so “creamed out”…shit (faints on the spot).
by Jared Erman June 21, 2021
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creamride

when someone transitions to the cowgirl position after getting came inside
Man: Damn bro, last night my girlfriend started riding me after I came inside her!
Other Man: Wow, I wish I had someone to do that with me. You’re lucky you got a girl to creamride you.
by jxkeswxrvo August 26, 2022
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steaming creamer

when a male human ejaculates into a cup, proceeds to warm it in a microwave and then serves it with coffee.
Yesterday i totally gave kendra a steaming creamer...he didn't even see it coming!...if you know what i mean.
by GKGKGKGKGKGKGKGK August 5, 2008
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