Craternova

This is a man who looks as though he's been shot in the face with a shotgun from non-lethal distance. He has more divots in his face than a muni golf course, however, he is a smashing hit with the ladies. Almost always sporting a Goatee to hide some of the carnage he is witty and self proclaimed to be hung like a skoal can (not a lot of length, but excessive girth).

How does he do it? He's a regular craternova with the ladies.

Yo, look at him, he had to be a zit popper. I bet he's a real craternova.

by Hot Dizzle May 2, 2008

Crates

Something that will never get finished

When will be done doing Crates?

by 5 moms April 19, 2018

shit crate

Stems from the word Shit box. Means really crap and worthless.

George Bush is a shit crate president.

by Googly April 12, 2004

crate

"in the crate" describes any automobile clad in simulated wood grain vinyl.

My favorite color for a Grand Wagoneer is white, in the crate, with blue interior.

by Nick Victim April 29, 2004

carted

when you see a selfish inconsiderate person blocking an aisle in a store, you shove a shopping cart down the aisle and when it hits them, you yell "hey, if you weren't blocking the whole aisle it might of missed" and then you run away making your daring escape to sweat victory.

I saw this rude inconsiderate guy blocking an aisle and decided he needed to get carted.

by the aisle protector. February 15, 2010

Crater

ADJ: To destroy significantly, to leave a crater where the thing used to be.

Dude the WTC got cratered!

by anon5105 December 3, 2010

Crater Cock

A man with a small penis or of inadequate size.

He wanted to have sex but was simply unable to preform due to having a crater cock.

by sitlab December 8, 2009