mr. capretta

Such a great grade eight teacher. He gave one of his students a bae leaf tree for Christmas

When Mr. Capretta teaches: "Osmosis! Now how many of you have a cup of bed, I mean cup of water beside your bed.... damnit, that was supposed to be Terminal."

by soup lover January 17, 2017

Jam a bastard in it you crap

Jam a bastard in it you crap! is something Mom from futurama said before slapping her son.

Mom: Jam a bastard in it you crap!
Son: Ow!

by DJ BioDiesel May 25, 2009

capricorn

ppl that demand respect

hate getting betrayed or lied to

capricorns usually have a lot of friends but very insecure

capricorns are ones that demand respect

by jenquirky November 4, 2019

rap is crap

Bad music. shoudent be considered music. overplayed and has too many followers. makes you wanna take a dump all over what ever sort of rap your listing to.

Omfg what is this rap is crap. *shits on the speaker*.

by Dylan. September 16, 2007

crap chute

An incorrect interpretation of "crap shoot" which refers to the unpredictable outcome of throwing dice in a game of craps.

This has nothing to do with crap the excrement or a physical chute.

"Blind dates are a real crap chute because they always end up shitty.
I think you mean crap shoot which has nothing to do with shit."

by mailbox47 January 23, 2011

Writer's crap

A condition in which a writer, despite suffering from 'writer's block' insists on continuing the book and writing whatever comes into their head.

See Twilight.

Twilight Fan: Dude, have you read twilight?!
Person: Yeah, I thought Stephenie Meyer was suffering from Writer's Crap all the way through.

by rozkk. August 3, 2009

man capris

capri pants designed for men

1. look at that european wearing man capris!
2. look at those two guys holding hands wearing man capris!

by Tha_Cuddla August 12, 2006