waffle crapper

A girl that's so hot, you wouldn't mind if she crapped on your waffles while you're eating breakfast the morning after.

Did you see Ariana today? I don't care if she never returns my calls, she's a freaking waffle crapper.

by Body Pillow December 12, 2004

charity crapper

(n). 1. One who goes to parties, functions, and other events just for the freebies, but doesn't bring anything to eat/drink. 2. A guy/gal who goes out to eat, and when the time comes to divvy up the bill, says they are short.
3. Someone that does not reciprocate.

"Hey Paul, should I invite Bill?" "Oh, no, man! Not that charity crapper!"

by boggler October 10, 2005

crapper sled

port o potty sled, also seen in jackass

steve o was in the crapper sled

by reno April 20, 2005

Crapper

When someone goes on urban dictionary and adds a really rubbish definition for something no-one cares about at all.

"Z3: Coolest bmw sports car"

by LewistheGreat September 16, 2005

Crapper cripple

The numbness and muscle weakness that comes from sitting on the toilet for too long. You struggle to stand up because prolonged sitting has compressed the nerves and blood vessels to your legs. poop paralyzed, doo doo legs, crapper, bathroom, toilet, the throne, the john, crap, bm, bowel movement, butt

I sat down on the toilet and watched an hour tv show and when it was over, my legs were so numb and weak that when I tried to get up, I collapsed to the floor. I was a crapper cripple.

by joecoolthefool April 17, 2016

Crappered

Crapper (base word) - someone who regularly shits theirselves.

Crappered - When a "Crapper" takes a dump on you.

"Aww man! That homeless man just Crappered on me!"

by cronicallyonline April 6, 2022

Cajun Country Crapper

descriptive noun: an extremely malodorous and filthy place, often used as a Simile in place of adjectives such as craptacular.

"philip's program stinks worse than a Cajun Country Crapper!"

by sloshypuppy September 24, 2009