COVID-19

Its a stupid virus that prevents people from doing what they love the most. It makes you relize that you actually have a life. It breaks couples up beacuse they cant see each other. It makes people buy toilet paper when they dont even need it so, that way the people who really do need it cant wype there ass

Mom-Who used the last of the toilet paper?
Dad-I did
Mom-I have to go to the store now. Wheres my mask so i dont get the COVID-19

by Social distancing got me like April 21, 2020

COVID-19

COVID-19 is caused by a coronavirus called SARS-CoV-2 allowing introverted stoners to finally stay home in quarantine and smoke without a school or a boss b*tching in their ears or having to talk to people.

Person 1: hey man you hear school closed.
Person 2: yea man im excited about this covid-19

by Chloegirl13 August 31, 2020

Covid Fatigue

Covid Fatigue : Risk taking behavior associated with being tired with the continuation of the pandemic

Quarter of a million dead. Dumbass homeboy gonna stop wearing a mask and talks shit bout having a house party. Homeboy now dyin in ICU because he had to get Covid Fatigue and act stupid.

by Liberation Theology October 27, 2020

thanks covid

A sarcastic, empty fuck you to changes caused by the COVID-19 pandemic.

I was planning on going to Europe for Christmas, but now I can’t leave the country, Thanks COVID.

by SugarShane2787 October 15, 2020

Covid-95

An individual with the luck to have contracted covid-19 a whopping five times.

Person 1: Oh god... This is my fifth time contracting the coronavirus

Person 2: Are you clinically insane?! Please stay away from me, i don't want covid-95!

by some_human April 23, 2020

COVID-gut

An increase in fat tissue deposited in the midsection of the body around the abdominal region resulting from lifestyle changes and limited physical activity due to COVID-19 restrictions; contributing factors include limited social interactions, less or restricted physical activity, unemployment, excessive consumption of baked goods, binging on Netflix, snacking, day drinking, or lack of motivation to do anything productive.

Tim: Bruh, I need to do something about this COVID-gut, I can't even fit my clothes anymore.

Nathan: Well, get yo ass off the couch and run or something.

by Case580 July 27, 2020

COVID Hot

A man or woman who appears attractive - while wearing a mask and from at least 6 feet away!

I met this woman in line at Costco yesterday. When I checked her out on FB it turns out she was only COVID Hot!

by Celeritas 13 April 26, 2020