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Courtesy Flush

When someone has dropped a nasty shit in a public bathroom that subsequently begins to stink in the next stall. The dropper of the nasty shit must flush his/her toilette to rid the bathroom of the shit smell that is being realeased from the fresh shit pile.
Hey u next to me, you're shit smell is making me light headed, can you give a nigga a courtesy flush.
by CpnIt October 5, 2009
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courtesy stitches

This is a procedure that is done at the woman's or man's request after the woman has given birth. Giving birth literally tears the vagina to shreds. The courtesy stitch is a courtesy FOR THE GUY so that he can enjoy having sex with a woman whose vagina is not 8 inches in diameter.
Bob agreed to have children only is Margaret agreed to have courtesy stitches after birth.
by Brian Washington October 19, 2006
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courtesy cousin

someone who is close like family, but not related
she's my courtesy cousin; she's like family, i love to hate her sometimes, but can't get rid of her...she's my courtesy cousin
by gooJai January 26, 2009
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Courtesy tug

To masturbate before sex, so as to maintain sexual stamina during sex.
Peter: I don't think Mary will give it up anymore. Every time we have sex I always blow my load right away.

Paul: You really need to start giving yourself a courtesy tug.

Peter: What's that all about?

Paul: It's when you rub one out right before having sex, so as to maintain stamina during sex. You'd really be doing Mary and yourself a favor.
by vAnCiTyCaNaDa May 29, 2010
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Courtesy Phone Flush

A cleansing toilet flush when caught taking a dump whilst on the phone
Bob; "Phhhlt" <plop>
Phil: Dude! Are you taking a dump?
Bob: Yeah man, can't wait.
Phil: How 'bout a courtesy phone flush? I can't concentrate on our

conversation!
by nextdaycorn July 24, 2010
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Courtesy flushing

When some one at ones friends house flushes the toilet for every individual piece of crap to avoid clogging
Boy 1: I gotta go shit

Boy 2: make sure you use courtesy flushing!
by likeaboss9000000 February 18, 2014
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courtesy flush

To flush more than once during a sitting to eliminate the chance of a clogged toilet.
by T-Dawg March 26, 2003
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