Three Fifths compromise

When you want to fist him/her but settle for three fingers

dude1: I heard that ho is gigantic.
dude2: yeah but i had to settle for the three fifths compromise

by anon182 August 27, 2012

compromising

Doing shit for someone awesome because you're a piece of shit. Stop being a little bitch and do it.

Mel: No you owe me $100 not $80 and a box of condoms.

Lil' Marco: Oh come on, its all about compromising.

Mel: Oh alright. I did need a box of condoms anyway.

by LilyShitFace April 28, 2015

Miranda Cosgrove

The 2nd highest paid teen actress as of 2010. Best known for her role as Carly in #1 rated 'tween' show iCarly. Her rise to fame started in another show made by the same producer called Drake & Josh. Both were Nickelodeon. Much of her talent is less appreciated by some people but majority of people find her performance up to par. Her rating is the proof of that. She has launched a POP singing career.

Did you go to Miranda Cosgrove concert the other day?

by mh72212 January 5, 2011

Missouri compromise

A mullet

See also Kentucky Waterfall.

Having just had his Missouri compromise trimmed, Enos Truffler decided to eat some leftover honey-baked ham sandwiches that his XXX porn star wife Portia Mercedes made for him the previous Sunday. He put all the fixings on it and washed it all down with a Mountain Dew. Then Enos read some of the newspaper and washed his truck. We're gonna miss him when he dies.

by Johnny Eightball June 10, 2004

Missouri Compromise

When you're mom isn't feeling it tonight so you have to fuck your aunt

After I turned off Fox News for the evening I was disappointed I had to make the Missouri Compromise.

I don't mind a Missouri Compromise. #MAGA

by EDKirk March 14, 2019

Comproof

Someone whose job is to fix computers, but instead spends his time patronizing people and calling himself "God," when he clearly is not. He also buys cars without insurance.

Guy 1: "Comproof I need your help!"
Guy 2: "No don't ask for help he's an asshole."
Comproof: "No I'm God."

by Photo #421513 October 26, 2011

cospreneur

Someone that contributes to the cosplay community and is making a successful living sharing their knowledge through books, guides, props, costumes, etc.

I tried thinking really hard about what I'm good at and what career path to take in life, so I became a cospreneur.

by Agent Crush April 21, 2015