A humorous activity involving diapers and unwilling participants. Acquire a diaper bulging with poo, preferable one a child has used multiple times before changing. Activate some glow sticks (multicolor if adventurous) and crack them open, dumping their luminous contents into the previously discussed shit sack. Make sure to mix it nicely. Now go to any social event that is poorly lit, (dance club, preschool naptime, religious ceremony, hardcore mosh pit) and fling your lambent, liquid baby poo-filled pouch in a windmill like motion. The resulting spatters take on the appearance of the nighttime cosmos.
Sam: Those guys at the church were such dicks for saying my brother couldn't stay at the lock-in because he's gay.
Jason: Don't worry about them bro. After you left I went back there and unleashed a cosmic diaper all over their LAN party.
Jason: Don't worry about them bro. After you left I went back there and unleashed a cosmic diaper all over their LAN party.
by PunkRoctorok October 22, 2011
Get the Cosmic Diapermug. 1) he who will usher in the Cosmic Christ
2) me like a dude who sits around eating crap and writing stupid junk on Urban Dictionary i'm like all where and all where is like where i'm at all the time, i'm sitting behind you and at the same time in your kitchen raiding your fridge. the Cosmic Pope is the next generation of Alchemist we create words and thought out of nothing and place them into your head where they shall live till you die
2) me like a dude who sits around eating crap and writing stupid junk on Urban Dictionary i'm like all where and all where is like where i'm at all the time, i'm sitting behind you and at the same time in your kitchen raiding your fridge. the Cosmic Pope is the next generation of Alchemist we create words and thought out of nothing and place them into your head where they shall live till you die
by Cosmic Pope October 30, 2010
Get the Cosmic Popemug. "Are carrots cosmic food?"
"Yes"
"Are mars bars cosmic food?"
"Yes"
"Is broccoli cosmic food?"
WHACK
"Insult cosmic food like that again and you won't get any more"
"Yes"
"Are mars bars cosmic food?"
"Yes"
"Is broccoli cosmic food?"
WHACK
"Insult cosmic food like that again and you won't get any more"
by alex blows donkeys September 4, 2003
Get the cosmic foodmug. After performing a silver surfer the man usually follows up by sticking his tin foil covered penis into the microwave thus causing it to spark just like the silver surfer's cosmic powers. He then proceeds to stick his penis into the girls mouth and burning her tongue.
by Lukas Lunacy October 8, 2007
Get the cosmic powermug. An attractive person, usually female, who uses psychedelics, other hallucinogenics, and/or other festival drugs.
"The person I bought shrooms from was a total Cosmic babe"
Brad: "I think I saw that girl drop some acid"
Natalie: "Wow, What a cosmic babe"
Brad: "I think I saw that girl drop some acid"
Natalie: "Wow, What a cosmic babe"
by durgmuffin October 2, 2019
Get the cosmic babemug. Cosmic Memers Is the best discord server in all of Discord, and the community is so nice that once you join, you won't want to leave. So if you aren't in it right now, Search it up and join!
by ChocoSmoodie December 7, 2020
Get the Cosmic Memersmug. The act of allowing a large spider to run up and down the shaft causing stimulation until climex is reached; thus rocketing the spider into the cosmos.
by Arachnophiliacs September 24, 2011
Get the Cosmic Spidermug.