Coited

Getting laid, bumpin' nasties, makin' the beast with two backs, etc. Coit is based on the name of an old game called Quoits where you throw a rope or metal ring over a peg (like when you play horseshoes).

Get coited and die.

by Bored Silly December 28, 2008

Connedsumer

Any consumer in a market dominated by big business, where the power and control exerted by those companies provides a less than optimal environment for the ability of the consumer to utilise the product or technology.

A consumer purchasing a laptop computer with a region restricted DVD drive and no DOS or linux driver support would be a connedsumer. Likewise would be someone searching for FTP server software which, although being decades old technology, is still sold by software firms and contains less functionality than one downloaded for free from sourceforge.

Software connedsumers are increasingly finding that illegal cracks of commercial software, or open source software, is the only choice for hassle free operation without compatability problems and proprietary hinderances.

by Frantic November 25, 2003

contemplicity

A state of thoughtful tranquility which is blissfully useless, like meditation but takes less work. Variants: plicity. Adjective: contemplicitous, plicitous.

Pach was shrooming last week and came over all contemplicitous for about half an hour before he got to thinking that his eyes were too cold.

I had to take a long trip last week and spent the train rid in a state of total contemplicity.

by Oddlyaromatic June 7, 2005

Confederacy

Unlike morons would lead you to believe, a confederacy has nothing to do with slavery. A Federal Government has a strong central government with weaker state governments. A Confederate Government has a weak central government with larger state governments.

Student: If anyone ever supports a confederacy, in any situation, they hate black people and feel that white people are dominant.

Public School Teacher: That's correct!

A Person with Common Sense: No the fuck it's not.

by Shazayum February 2, 2010

Confederate Air Force

The confederate air force is an organization that preserves warbirds (i.e. aircraft from past wars).

That i just saw CAF aluminum overcast with the Civil Air Patrol

by IrishRepublicanArmy November 22, 2003

Anti Wigger Confederation (A.W.C.)

The AWC is a sacred brotherhood of people that are against wiggers. Started in the mid 80s by Captain Planet, it was designed to counter attack racially confused souls. Some famous members (besides captain planet) are Gumbi, John Smith, Ronald Reagan, and Bill Clinton. Thery even have a secret Fraternity at Yale where many presidents have been enrolled in. There base is said to be in the statue of liberty's eyeball

the Anti Wigger Confederation (A.W.C.)is led by captain planet

Captain Planet: Earth, Fire, Wind Water Heart!!!!

Kstar: No!!!!!!!!!!

by fuddynunkins June 13, 2007

Confederate

A person who loves the constitution more than the Union.

"I love the Union and the Constitution, but I would rather
leave the Union with the Constitution than remain in the Union without it.''
Jefferson Davis

by Sic Semper Tyrannis June 26, 2005