gum control

School policy that prohibits chewing gum on campus so students don't stick the gum under the desks or put it on the floor.

My school has gum control. It's dumb. No gum aloud. They tell us to spit it out but usually everyone pops another one back in.

by yes juanito yes April 16, 2015

Cock Check Control

When you go to talk to a sexy girl but first you gotta check and control your fully erected penis.

I saw Natalie in school and I went to say hi but first had to pull a Cock Check Control procedure

by Gimaf November 23, 2012

cruise control

To be on cruise control means you are detached from the world: you glide through, paying limited or no attention to events which occur around you. You often stare into space. You may daydream, but most of the time you aren't really thinking about anything. You may feel lost even in familiar surroundings.
This can result from the break-up of a relationship, trouble within the family or the death of someone close to you.
It may involve drug use.

The term derives from the cruise control system on a car, which allows a specific speed to be set and regulated automatically by an onboard computer; the driver does not have to use the accelerator pedal

Ever since my brother killed himself, I've been totally out of it: I'm on cruise control.

by knights08 November 1, 2005

Contra-dickhead

Someone who stupidly contradicts themselves, usually in a complete state of idiotic behaviour.

When I fell asleep on the couch, my wife said "Wake up! Time to go to sleep." I called her a contra-dickhead. I then had to sleep on the couch anyway.

by scottyD21 September 9, 2011

contact orgasm

When your roommate & his/her partner are in the other room having sex, & their orgasms are so screaming loud, you have one just from what you heard

From her room across the hall, Michele heard Teri & Tyrone have such loud orgasms, she had a contact orgasm just from the sound!

by princess wife June 5, 2013

content aware scale

What you can use to turn boring videos to super funny videos. You will often funny funny faces, weird frames, and weird bodies.

"Holy fuck dude, I just watch this video with content aware scale and I shitted my pants because of laughter!"

by Gary Melgomen March 1, 2018

content'd

Content'd is when Batteloid dies to HJDoogan when he should of won.

I can take this content... you just got content'd .

by JCSViperion April 19, 2022