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TommyYin Contractions

1. Describes a phenomenon when you are pregnant. Feels similar to birth pangs, you think you are about to give birth, but turns out you just needed to shit. The TY contractions typically produce feces that are abnormally massive, very offensive odour, that results in an emergency call to the plumber because it breaks most standard home toilets.

2. When you only have pedophilia, being an incel, and pill popping on your agenda.

3. An incel, who, in 2022, was taught not to be an empath.
"Hey, Jenny, weren't you in the hospital last night? Pete called me last night, said you were about to give birth."

"No, I was just having the TommyYin contractions. Needed to call a plumber, instead, though, that shit just refused to flush and broke our toilet."
by no one 33 September 12, 2022
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Conviction Constriction

When your banging a girl in a church and a pastor or other religious leader walks in and the girl becomes overcome with conviction and tightens up everywhere...
Mike: How was church bro?

Nick: Awesome man! Gave this chick some conviction constriction!
Mike: Praise the lord!
by Nickyp August 6, 2014
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radical constructivism

If enough people believe in something... Then it becomes true.
His knowledge is not passively received but actively built up by the cognizing subject and if enough people believe this knowledge it is radically constructed to be true, also know as radical constructivism
by chas mac November 9, 2006
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constracting

The state of being both constricting and distracting
Honey, would you unhook my bra? It's constracting.
by DrTapAndSac May 28, 2014
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Constructive Rage

Very similar to constructive criticism.

Constructive Rage is rage that is used in order to point out a negative characteristic in someone or something that you would like the perpetrator to alter. Unlike constructive criticism, however, Constructive Rage focuses a lot more on the use of emotive language, and profanities.

Useful in arguments to attach the blame to the other party.

Constructive Rage is usually used for the greater good.
Common formats of Constructive Rage:
"I wish you wouldn't <insert issue at hand>, you're so <expletive><adjective>."
"I wish you wouldn't text me at 2am, you're so fucking annoying."

"You know how <expletive><adjective> you look when you do that, right?"
"You know how fucking stupid you look when you do that, right?"

"<Expletive/blasphemous statement>! You really know that <present tense expletive> me off, don't you? Why the <expletive> do you persist?"
"Jesus Christ!" You really know that fucks me off, don't you? Why the fuck do you persist?"
by The Master of Rage February 3, 2009
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Constructive Ambiguity

Some bullshit term created by academics 1)to make themselves look smart, 2) provide misdirection on a topic, and 3) sidestep the issue; but in actual fact, it has no real meaning.
Only the most high-browed, coke-bottle glasses-wearing academic, squirrelled away in the deepest stacks of academia could possibly use the term constructive ambiguity in a sentence.
by Paluka Joe March 21, 2008
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Constructive Male Sexism [CMS]

A very controversial philosophy originated by New Orleans/Israel's own, "The Heretic Assassin" where he belives that Male Sexism can be justified, when he expresses according to the scriptures, the way of life, you can surface your male dominating behavior towards women without any harm inclusive.

He uses James Evans, a character portrayed by John Amos from the All Time Classic sitcoms, "Good Times", where he expresses that the male component of the earth is superior to the female component without compressing nor oppressing his female counterparts, Florida Evans and Thelma Evans. He never laid a finger on his wife and didn't have to because they came to a common and constructive agreement that James Evans, a man is the more dominant forces in the household.

The Heretic Assassin believes that society has perverted the Orthodox View of Sexism and not the Edomite Western Caucasian interpretation of Sexism by limiting it to the negative conditioning of sexism
There are two different connotations of Sexism, little girl!! There is what i like to call Improper Male Sexism or Chauvinism IMS/C and there is what i like to call Proper Male Chauvinism PMC or Constructive Male Sexism CMS
by The Saint from The 4 March 7, 2011
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