miami connection

the greatest 80's action movie ever, involving a drug dealing gang of ninjas who ride motorcycles and a martial arts rock band.

"Dude have you seen that movie Miami Connection?"

"No what the fuck is that?"

"Only the best 80s movie ever. Ninja gangs and rock music!"

by asylum101 September 29, 2013

sweet tissue connection

occurs when two people in a relationship feel a deep and sweet mental, physical and intuitive connection and can understand each other very well. Somehow they can sense clarity out of the mist and have tacit understanding of circumstances surrounding them. They also have a deep mutual love for one another and trust each other. Both individuals feel the sweet tissue connection and are able to gage each others feelings and emotions therefore taking steps to be there and help each other feel better at every pace of the way. Also known as a soul connection but sweet tissue connection is an awesomer term used to brighten the mood.

*in this case sweet tissue does not refer to a kleenex tissue sheet dipped in honey. Thank you. :)

Sweet tissue connection. INC

by SweetTissueNotKleenex June 20, 2010

Conscious of your Concoction

How to survive a frat party: Pay attention to what you're drinking.

Girl: "I'm so hungover and I can't remember anything from last night. What did I drink?"
Other Girl: "I think vodka, gin, Fireball, maybe Windex. Girl you gotta be more conscious of your concoction or you'll end up waking up in a Mexican jail."

by RCL37 May 26, 2014

Slow internet connection

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error_timedoutconnection

Me: this fuckin slow internet connection is a piece of shit. fuck this slow ass shit.

by mydudefrank July 17, 2019

Concraptions

The short bursts of pain one experiences when they need to take a dump or 'crap'. Similar in length and style to contraptions that a women will experience during labour before birth.

Wife: 'Arghh these contraptions are killing me'

Husband: 'I had Indian food yesterday and the toilet's blocked. My concraptions are way worse'

by Mrcrapper November 2, 2010

french connection

1 oz cognac
1 oz Grand Marnier® orange liqueur

Combine ingredients into a snifter and serve neat, or add a small amount of ice if desired.

Barkeep, I'll have a French Connection made with Courvoisier please. Thank you VERY much!!!

by Drink Then Think February 7, 2008

Mexican Connection

A internet connection that is very laggy

I can hit this guy he is lagging so bad he must have a Mexican Connection.

by CANINE February 19, 2008