Comcast

The devils front company

Fuck...connection is down again, Comcast is the devil

by acherus May 13, 2005

Roller Coaster of Emotions

When there are so many ups and downs in a day, or in any way rapid-fire. You get a raise, your pet dies, you win a raffle, it rains and floods the basement, it's pay-day a bird shits on your car....you get the point

Saturday March 23rd, 2013
what a roller coaster of emotions!

by iamtheanswer March 23, 2013

Comatoked

Comatoked -

-Being so high off the drugs you've been smoking that you pass out and become some what comatose.

"Hey did you see that guy comatoke himself last week"

"he's comatoked"

"your comatoking yourself dude the bitch aint worth it"

by Sparkey-sparkles March 22, 2010

Coasteritis

The feeling you get after you've been on a bunch of roller coasters and when you get off you still feel like you're on one.

"Bro, after I spent the day at Six Flags I was suffering from major Coasteritis."

by The_Melancholy October 14, 2012

Coast of the flu

When you're right on the edge of a sickness like the flu, and can feel the symptoms coming on.

"Man, I just know I'm at the coast of the flu."

by Certainly not Dave October 19, 2018

Coast Starlight

A route on Amtrak, Seattle to Los Angeles via Portland, Eugene, Sacramento, Emeryville, Oakland, San Jose, San Luis Obispo, and Santa Barbara. Southbound (Seattle to Los Angeles) is train number 11, northbound (Los Angeles to Seattle) is train number 14. Travel time is approximately 36 hours each way.

Train 11 Coast Starlight stops at Seattle, Tacoma, Olympia-Lacey, Centralia, Kelso-Longview, Vancouver, Portland, Salem, Albany, Eugene, Chemult, Klamath Falls, Dunsmuir, Redding, Chico, Sacramento, Davis, Martinez, Emeryville, Oakland, San Jose, Salinas, Paso Robles, San Luis Obispo, Santa Barbara, Oxnard, Simi Valley, Van Nuys, and Los Angeles.

by SociopathicDuck December 24, 2018

Coaster Demon

A coaster nerd from New Jersey who thinks everything gives ejectow except for the ones that actually do. He has claimed to have had AIDS, foot lice, & he has eaten his own crap before, although he has gotten past all of those. (At least publicly) He thinks Jersey Devil Coaster is the greatest thing ever even though it has flojector at best. He is a literal demon so that's why. He also thinks whatever the top 2 coasters he's ridden is the top 2 in the whole world, even though he's only ridden less than 3% of all coasters. Finally, he can be very geen sometimes, so watch out for your local Coaster Demon!

Tarby: You have AIDS, Kyle (Coaster Demon)
Coaster Demon: No I don't
Tarby: Oh but are you going to the SawCon?
Coaster Demon: The what?
Tarby: SawCon deez nuts!!!
Coaster Demon: Y u bully me brev

by Mr. Roller Coasters August 5, 2021