Collin

An outright sexy beast. Good at sports, incredibly smart, and handsome, Collins are usually fun to be around. His only flaws are procrastination and shyness. He is very awkward around girls he likes, but will eventually get normal if he knows her well enough. He is always able to come up with a good joke, but is not very quick to think of them.

Girl 1: Boy, is Collin hot.
Girl 2: Tell me about it.
Girl 1: I wish he would just ask me out already.
Girl 2: It's going to take a while.
Girl 1: I know. *sigh*

by mothalova October 14, 2012

Collum

Something that has the characteristic of or pertains to all things evil and hideous. Usually referring to a teacher that hates all of humanity, and wishes everlasting despair to all.

Jerry: "Dude, I just got out of <insert satanist teacher here>'s class, and <he/she>'s a total collum!"
Fabio: "How so?"
Jerry: "While we were taking a test, <he/she> started speaking in tongues again... the lights were flickering and everything. Actually... I think I shat myself."

-OR-

Phillip: "I swear my yorkiepoo is a collum."
Vladimir: "Why do you say this, comrade?"
Phillip: Well, every so often it'll go into the basement-
Vladimir: What is this so called 'base-mend' of which you speak?"
Phillip: "Shut up. It'll go into my basement and scratch freaky symbols in the floor, and then it starts talking, like a person, except deeper."
Vladimir: "In Mother Russia all dogs act like this. Is it uncommon in America?"

by Your Friend, Hanson April 16, 2009

Collings Lakes

A place to get some of that green shit.

A juggalo at Collings Lakes sold me a dime there once!

by Nak Nak February 17, 2009

Collusion

An act performed by fantasy football participants wherein two teams conspire to help one team win by pulling shenanigans such as lopsided trades or dropping a great player when the other party has waiver wire priority. It is truly the lowest form of human behavior.

Team 1: Hey, I'll trade you my backup QB for your best wide receiver and when I win the championship, we'll split the money!

Team 2: Okay, collusion sounds good since I'm 3-7 anyway.

by Misty Yazzerstein November 21, 2013

Collin

A tricky person with an exterior that seems opening and inviting but when furthering a relationship with, becomes extremely scared to commit. A Collin is known for a wild attitude and is very witty, funny, and down right weird at times. Collin's are entertaining to large audiences and have a natural knack at being good with musical instruments and often sports. Collins tend to be horrible with relationships and are known for blowing it with the girls of their dreams.

Girl 1: "Yeah, he was so cool and now he's just gone."
Girl 2: "Pulled a Collin on you huh?"

by JackieDaniels February 3, 2010

Gemma Collins

She’s a claustrophobic queen who slays the internet. Not only is she a tv star she is also a tiktok trend where people do impressions of her! Honestly if you’re name is Gemma your are most likely to me #claustrophobic

Gemma Collins a fall who knows how to party while still being ‘ Claustrophobic‘

by xoxogossipegirl. April 16, 2020

Collingwood Free Kick

In the game of Australian Rules Football, a free kick that is awarded by an umpire for no apparent reason. So called because they are most often awarded to players of the Collingwood Football Club. Also, a free kick awarded to a Collingwood player when one should rightly have been awarded to the opposition.

Collingwood player attempts to take a mark, drops the ball, is awarded a Collingwood Free Kick anyway.

by martybanana August 14, 2012