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cracked

waking up to the sound of your buddy cracking a beer in your face early in the morning, usually after a night of partying or savraging (see savrage). If you get cracked, you must chug the entire beer upon awakening.

The rules for cracking go as follows:

-It must be after 7:00AM

-It must be a 12oz light beer

-The beer must be cold

-Only the last person still asleep qualifies for getting cracked

-No alarms can be set for waking up to crack someone

-A counter attack may be achieved by grabbing the beer out the cracker's hand before the beer is cracked open, or by cracking open a beer in said cracker's face before getting cracked; this is a very rare occurrence and the person getting counter-cracked must drink both beers
I can't believe I got fucking cracked this morning, that beer tasted like absolute shit.

Better hope I don't wake up before you tomorrow.. I'm gonna crack your ass in the morning.

Yo Tommy drank way too much, he's definitely getting cracked in the morning.
by DeltaAlphaDeltaDaddy August 23, 2012
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cracked

The feeling that you're about to explode as a result of too much stress, like when glass cracks as a result of rapid temperature change.
Man, I have so much on my plate right now: school, work, kids, etc. I just feel so cracked.
by Rain Shadow August 19, 2011
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cracked ass

SEPHlROTH has a cracked ass from that time he fell on a horse cock.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
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cracked out

to be retarded, stupid, not right, messed, simply just fucked up.
"man that skank is cracked out!!"
by skidcoe4ever August 5, 2009
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cracked egg baby

a baby who will be born under a high risk pregnany (a mother is 35 or older), and therefore has a higher chance of being special
"She's pregnant! How old is she?"
"SHe's 42"
"Oh man, that's going to be a cracked egg baby"
by Jochow May 21, 2007
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Butt Cracked

Someone bends over or leans forward and you unintentionally see their butt crack, often seen among plumbers.
Ahhh man that dude just Butt Cracked me, I didnt need to see that!
by Jeromy Barela March 10, 2008
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cracked out

A state of being messed up or very skewed
Wow, that is the most cracked out thing I've ever seen
by EListermann November 14, 2003
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