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Jesus Cockblock

When a guy can't go any further with his girlfriend because he is too pious with his religious beliefs.
synonyms: cockblock, Jesus, religion
antonyms: sex. running the bases

Guy 1: "Man, Landon can't get any action from his girl."
Guy 2: "Why not?"
Guy 1 "He's got that Jesus cockblock
by rocky2012 December 26, 2011
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Transatlantic Cockblock

When you are watching Russian porn and start to get off until you realize when the girl pulls down her pants that she is a African American male.
Yoo bro I was gettin off and then I got Transatlantic Cockblocked by some nigger.
by HotDiggityDamner May 1, 2019
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cockblock

A person who blocks the action of a guy trying to make a move on a girl.
**sitting on the couch**

Dave: Hey hallie, your very pretty.
Hallie: why thank you.
*dave leans in to kiss her*
*sarah walks in & sits in the middle of them*
Sarah: hey guys! nice night? yes?
Hallie: WHY ARE YOU COCKBLOCKING?
by hahhahh hallie. April 6, 2009
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facebook cockblocked

Most often when a male encounters a female and gets the facebook add. The newly met female posts something flirty and is quickly met with a post right above by a girlfriend or the girlfriend's friend.

This is intended to let the male know that she read this new girl's post and does not approve of it.

NOTE: To prevent facebook cockblocks send private messages in the future.
Matt's facebook wall:

GF's post: Heyy babe, just wanted to say i love you so much! (translation: dont you fucking respond to that post below or i will rip off your nuts)

Shirley's post: hey matt, i had a great time last night with you! give me a call sometime :)

(later)
Matt: Yeah i met this hot chick last night at the concert, but lauren facebook cockblocked me when she wrote on my wall
by gordonchem September 29, 2009
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noun, type of female that not only cockblock stigmata's a male by marking her territory, but then pulls off a psycho bitch 180 by playin hard to get, thus making you loose all chances of getting laid.
John, "wait so she wants to dress you and then tells you she just wants to be friends?"
Jack, "ya man she must be a cockblock stigmata psycho bitch 180 whore
by niggman star33 August 12, 2011
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cocksocket

A cunt. Not the female genitalia, but a person who you regard to be...... a cunt.
You are a total and utter cocksocket!
by mushren September 23, 2006
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cockblocker

What fat and/or ugly girls do to guys who want to hook up with their cute girl friends.
Cockblocking is not nice. Fat girls do it because they can't get any so they get jealous and try to prevent other guys from giving the dick to their thinner, hotter girl friends. If you are a hot, horny girl and your ugly, fat friend tells you that that guy you want to bone is a player and/or has STD's, she's not really protecting you, she's just being a bitch-ass cockblocker cause she don't want you to get laid and be all happy. Cockblockers are messed like that
by PMR February 24, 2003
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