The act of a man cockblocking another man with just their presence on on the girls friendlist on Facebook.com.
Sorry, I shouldn't have friended your girlfriend on FB. I didn't know she was that fickle. I'm so sorry for the facebook cockblock so please forgive me. I just wanted to be her to be my FB friend and nothing else. Just because I talk to her doesn't mean anything, but thats just from my point of view. I'm sorry please don't feel insecure about her feelings for you. I didn't mean for that to happen. You can keep that ho. I can't help it.
by kavorkian April 25, 2010
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Very useful when the cockblocker is in close vicinity of you and/or partner. Also very useful as a label to said cockblocker
Very useful when the cockblocker is in close vicinity of you and/or partner. Also very useful as a label to said cockblocker
Girl: What's wrong baby?
Boy: I don't want to say right now ok?
Girl's Dad: Are you sure son? You do seem a little tense and uptight
Sinister look in Dad's eyes
Boy: Well, i would be more relaxed, but once again Mr. C. M. Cockblock strikes again (winks at girlfriend without Dad noticing)
Girl's Dad: Laugh out loud (he's too douchey to write lol)
Boy: I don't want to say right now ok?
Girl's Dad: Are you sure son? You do seem a little tense and uptight
Sinister look in Dad's eyes
Boy: Well, i would be more relaxed, but once again Mr. C. M. Cockblock strikes again (winks at girlfriend without Dad noticing)
Girl's Dad: Laugh out loud (he's too douchey to write lol)
by djhiphopisdead June 24, 2010
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Typically a female, but can be a gay male too. One whos a total prude, and refuses to do any sexual thing with a guy, "blocking his cock."
"Thats her man, shes the one that i begged and begged for the last week, and still ain't got shyt outta!"
by The walking naughty!! July 22, 2005
Get the walking cockblock mug.1) When A Girl/Guy uses their grandmother to avoid any potential romantic advances
2)When a conversation between someone and a potential date is interupted by either of the people's grandmother
2)When a conversation between someone and a potential date is interupted by either of the people's grandmother
1::
Kenny: Dude i was gonna go talk to this hot girl but then she grabbed her grandmother
Orlando: Dude major grandma
2::
Mike: I was totally about to get laid but then my grandma pulled up and gave me clean underwear
Shanon: That's grandma cockblock if ii ever heard of it
Kenny: Dude i was gonna go talk to this hot girl but then she grabbed her grandmother
Orlando: Dude major grandma
2::
Mike: I was totally about to get laid but then my grandma pulled up and gave me clean underwear
Shanon: That's grandma cockblock if ii ever heard of it
by Shapreston July 22, 2010
Get the Grandma Cockblock mug.Similar to the colombian necktie, this act involves strangling only the victim's penis with a rope or wire, etc. in an attempt to prevent him from banging your chick.
Jose: "Yo what up homes I heard some puto was hittin on Mercedes at the cantina last night"
Julio: "Yeah mang but I gave that hijo de puta a colombian cockblock if you know what I'm sayin"
Jose: "Smart move, dog"
Julio: "Yeah mang but I gave that hijo de puta a colombian cockblock if you know what I'm sayin"
Jose: "Smart move, dog"
by P3RV-E November 13, 2014
Get the colombian cockblock mug.primarily somebody who prevents you from displaying Public Displays of Affection or engaging in sexual contact with another person.
Example 1) At school- the volunteer parents or staff who go around the campus making sure couples do not have intimacy moments
Example 2) In public- somebody who tells you and the other person to go make out somewhere else or “get a room!”
Example 1) At school- the volunteer parents or staff who go around the campus making sure couples do not have intimacy moments
Example 2) In public- somebody who tells you and the other person to go make out somewhere else or “get a room!”
> be me
> be the parent volunteer who walks around school making sure people are decently behaving
> suddenly see 2 young lovers holding hands in the lunch line
>to prevent any further indecent behavior I yell “Hey you two, too much skin-to-skin contact!”
> the rebellious male Teenager yells at me “fuck off, officer cockblock!
> I get my taser gun and shock the living shit out of the little prick
> be the parent volunteer who walks around school making sure people are decently behaving
> suddenly see 2 young lovers holding hands in the lunch line
>to prevent any further indecent behavior I yell “Hey you two, too much skin-to-skin contact!”
> the rebellious male Teenager yells at me “fuck off, officer cockblock!
> I get my taser gun and shock the living shit out of the little prick
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